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jfallows.bsky.social • 1 day ago

Suppose your aged uncle said this ...

Trump: "An old fashioned term that we use -- groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it."

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great-white-snark.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump has NO idea where 92% of these countries are located, much less what products they export to the U.S.

shylaowai.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, yeah! I remember groceries now. In a BAG! I think it was way back about... 18 hours ago.

sillythecat.bsky.social•1 day ago

He would be in the Michigan State Psychiatric Hospital in Newberry....,

kaienergy.bsky.social•1 day ago

What word replaced “groceries” in his head?

buzzyduzzy.bsky.social•1 day ago

What do billionaires call supplies you get in the grocery? He’s getting senile esp when he continues to repeat the same trivia points over & over like my 89 year old dad does

chriscat.bsky.social•1 day ago

Egg prices are NOT going down IQ47.

drstef.bsky.social•1 day ago

He is seriously not connected to real life.

johns3785.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sooo. Relatable.

And this building. What is it called? I'll call it a grocery!

And the man who runs it? Perhaps the store manager? No! He should be called a grocer!

And the people that shop there? They are just plain gross.

You will never catch me in that place...

hjelms.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂

flowermslle.bsky.social•1 day ago

Babbling as usual, trying to sound as if he had a brain like no other. Putin and Xi are rolling on the floor in laughter and Trump thinks he can influence Putin and Xi like he is their equivalent. I'm pissed

tfiashorty.bsky.social•1 day ago

Poet laureate for the infirmary.

hawthornep.bsky.social•1 day ago

The chiron says egg prices are going down. Are they? I don't live in the US.

bessieglass11.bsky.social•1 day ago

nope

poppins1.bsky.social•1 day ago

A simpleton with simpleton followers - the republicans did this!

mrcathands.bsky.social•1 day ago

Live in nurse.

mrcathands.bsky.social•1 day ago

Memory care facility.

nell-h.bsky.social•1 day ago

You can’t fix Stupid!

recoveringxer.bsky.social•1 day ago

What is the up-to-date word for those provisions we purchase at the food market?

pettylisa.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hardtack and whiskey

rosebudcats.bsky.social•1 day ago

borogove.bsky.social•1 day ago

I can't imagine it because MY UNCLES KNEW WHAT GROCERIES WERE

hollygaye.bsky.social•1 day ago

Wipes chin with bib.

krisataqonos.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Call the home! Great Uncle 🍊 escaped again!"

reetz421.bsky.social•1 day ago

The family would be having a meeting on what to do about Uncle.

inkenheimer.bsky.social•1 day ago

Jeez, he's still doing that "groceries" schtick?

vivian-m-lumbard.bsky.social•1 day ago

Beyond more than hinting that he needs a full cognitive assessment, it says he's never shopped for groceries in his life.

fernmonkey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Well, at the very least you'd take his car keys

solarpons83.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Stable Genius is brilliant!!!!!

quin664.bsky.social•1 day ago

I just wrote a few comments back that if gramps said that, you would be checking out memory care units.

marks71.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe not the best time to remind voters you promised to bring down the price of groceries

mitchsolomon.bsky.social•1 day ago

The late great Groceries Lecter

chipaustin1.bsky.social•1 day ago

We’d take our uncle’s keys and not let him drive. We more than need to do the same for demented Cheetolini.

kendouble.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s Chauncey Gardner but malicious.

sallyforth.bsky.social•1 day ago

😳

msindependant.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did they have a clap track running?

chickpea7.bsky.social•1 day ago

Doing pretty good for 103.

ishh.bsky.social•1 day ago

“He got out again…bring the big net.”

funkystuff70.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'd have that uncle commited

seamuscook.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's probably never seen unplated food in his life. The concept of meal ingredients seems to be new to him.

giannivegasi.bsky.social•1 day ago

As long as said aged uncle was a character in a Ken Kesey novel, I’d be fine with it.

theexuberantraptor.bsky.social•1 day ago

Has this morbidly obese plutocrat sociopath ever actually gone grocery shopping? Of course not.

johnasilva.bsky.social•1 day ago

He is used to saying he “consumes” souls. Satan is not a nice entity.

annonymoose460.bsky.social•1 day ago

He said shit like this all the time until the cirrhosis got him.

mapymf.bsky.social•1 day ago

Text I will send my husband from now on: “Heading home soon. Do you need me to stop for a bag with different things in it?”

01-amanda.bsky.social•1 day ago

😹😹😹

pettylisa.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes, some random raw and cooked food items would be wonderful.

e-edwardgrey.bsky.social•1 day ago

None of my 16 uncles are/were subhuman garbage.

Trump is subhuman garbage.

bnzoot.bsky.social•1 day ago

His handler needs to check his meds.

brightside-looking.bsky.social•1 day ago

He hasn’t seen or been near a bag of groceries in his entire life.

apresneptune.bsky.social•1 day ago

i betcha this is his 2nd favorite word to say -- such fun!

jamoke2024.bsky.social•1 day ago

Apparently, I'd have to convince him to run for office.

larryglickman.bsky.social•1 day ago

Suppose Joe Biden said it.

badtoss.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's actually "items of food sold in a grocery store." But clearly he has good memories attached to the bags. We should give him so paper bags to play with.

thetwingardener.bsky.social•1 day ago

Plastic ones he could wear on his head.

e-edwardgrey.bsky.social•1 day ago

Do you mean a Johnny Space Commander Mask, by Mainway Toys?

thetwingardener.bsky.social•1 day ago

I believe you are correct.

tenchiohki.bsky.social•1 day ago

No, give him plastic. He's so dumb he may actually suffocate himself.

jeannienh.bsky.social•1 day ago

As I go about my daily life/chores, I sometimes think,”DJT has probably NEVER done this.” One of those is shopping for “groceries.” Another is shoveling snow—germane at the moment.

stwillis.bsky.social•1 day ago

I once had an older woman approach me at a gas station, not very politely, to ask how to use the pump for her rather upscale car. The distaste was dripping off her, as if she was slumming.

Same vibes here. Real man-of-the-people background and mindset he’s got going.

Also cognitive decline.

moosemom1892.bsky.social•1 day ago

You'd start scoping out the local nursing homes.

dianaf.bsky.social•1 day ago

please check your ageism.

sheabor.bsky.social•1 day ago

Has he ever been in a grocery store except maybe a photo op?

jamesh1977.bsky.social•1 day ago

The only thing he should be focused on liberating are his bowels from the comfort of a nursing home.

kmhamlin.bsky.social•1 day ago

The fact that so many voted this smelly diaper wearing sociopath as leader of our nation is disturbing. He can’t control his bowels, his hateful actions and the misfits he calls his cabinet….Unfrigginbelievable!!!

waynewilliamjones.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Uncle Bill, what the fuck are you talking about? And why are you wearing makeup? And if you got shot in the ear in the war like you told me how come you still have a full ear with no piece taken out of it?"

kyleberkopes.bsky.social•1 day ago

Supposed Biden said that. It would dominate every newscast for the next six months.

robertfiore.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes, every time I go to the grocery store I'm always impressed at how what it sells is called groceries. What an amazing coincidence.

jlhcorley.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mild cognitive impairment. The precursor to dementia.

brentstahl.bsky.social•1 day ago

JD Vance: "Such an astute reflection Mr. Great President!"

indigokar.bsky.social•1 day ago

All Republicans in Congress listening to this and allowing him to destroy their economy + world economy are all complicit in the downfall of America. Shame on everyone one of them. They know this is bad, its wrong and destructive and they are letting the country fail. May they all rot in hell.

jeremyjsharp.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's like the recurring AIRPLANE! gag, but without being funny and short the "but that's not important right now."

sdemetry.bsky.social•1 day ago

Of course he has never been shopping. Bag. Groceries, woman. Self-checkout. Parkinglot

freiherrvonfahrrad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Does he have an onion tied to his belt?

inmontana.bsky.social•1 day ago

No uncle, but I do I have a brother in law who's Trump's personality twin. His immediate family takes turns minding him during social occasions because they never know when he's going to offend someone or bore them to death. He thinks he knows something about everything. I've hated him forever.

naple100.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump never use that on his campaign and you know what the problem is you Trump

80dollarguitar.bsky.social•1 day ago

Into the assisted care facility...

kenaizawa.bsky.social•1 day ago

From a guy who has never been to a grocery?

arthurzin.bsky.social•1 day ago

Do you suppose he has ever been inside a grocery store?

okoliver.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’s ready for the Home!

dkboyd.bsky.social•1 day ago

Then you're a year late for auditioning assisted-living facilities

leafer1.bsky.social•1 day ago

We pick up groceries in Canada. Even my kids say groceries. The man is a fully fledged idiot🇨🇦

philboooz.bsky.social•1 day ago

Imagine the meltdown if Biden had said it

archivesboy.bsky.social•1 day ago

He's like a four-year old who learned a new word. Except he learned it last summer, and he hasn't picked up a new one since.

twingirl.bsky.social•1 day ago

But sleepy Joe….

theparzival.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s a “term” ? Yes a billionaire would think groceries is a term and not something everyday people need and are having difficulties providing . He did mentioned it on the trail because he was just telling people what they wanted.

wineartandme.bsky.social•1 day ago

And he says black women are “low IQ.”
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

1-smallthing.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ah yes, the quaint old fashioned idea of buying food to feed your family....
100% he has never set foot in a grocery store and would have no idea how to shop in one.

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