They aren't Tesla stores anymore, they are stages for political theater! - ThreadSky

niedermeyer.online • 16 hours ago

They aren't Tesla stores anymore, they are stages for political theater!

So you say you want a Tesla

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We've seen evidence that Tesla is having to reach out to customers to reschedule deliveries and test drives due to planned protests.

A mix of scheduled protests and randomly-timed actions will keep them spinning their wheels. Don't let up!

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niedermeyer.online•16 hours ago

If protest and spectacle aren't your thing, just sign up for a test drive and waste as much employee time as you possibly can. If you make them take you seriously as a potential buyer, you could potentially tie up limited staff for hours. This costs Tesla money, prevents sales, and degrades morale.

adriana1o5.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I’m down with that. I look the part. 😁

toastchanges.com•16 hours ago

Genuine question. How long before Tesla's board sees him finally as a liability? At some point, don't fiduciary requirements mean that they have to do something?

j-lastcoolletter.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Once you reach $100B net worth, you unlock solopurge mode, all criming is ok (grisly murder of plebes in public is frowned upon).

Sorry, I don't have a serious answer.

hopstache.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Not sure I’m willing to put my life at risk by getting into a Tesla

mx0x20wednesday.bsky.social•16 hours ago

i put my life at risk every day by dodging cybertrucks with my prius

cfhirsch.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Tempted to reenact that scene from the Simpsons where Homer dresses up like the Monopoly tycoon and asks questions like “but what are the advantages of buying this car over a locomotive, which, incidentally, I can also afford?”

priznat.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Test drive and insist on using only FSD (hardcore mode)

chicagotafia.bsky.social•13 hours ago

It’s a non-violent protest.

atlasphere.bsky.social•16 hours ago

@muellershewrote.bsky.social good trouble ✔️

artificialmcb.bsky.social•16 hours ago

If anyone near Portland, ME sees this please DM me so we can coordinate an action in front of the new Tesla showroom as it’s being built. If we’re persistent enough maybe we can keep it from opening!

niedermeyer.online•16 hours ago

Hey #TeslaTakedown folks in Maine, check this out 👆

kateallday.bsky.social•15 hours ago

There are SO MANY WAYS TO FUCK WITH CONSTRUCTION.

I'm just saying.

If you send me a pic of the site currently, I can probably come up with a few different 2 minute tasks that will delay construction by at least weeks, maybe months, and cost a TON of money to fix or undo.

WHEEEEE! LET'S PLAY!!!😈