A few months ago my 2011 basic car was minding it's business in the car lot of a car repair place have electronics fixed ($2000+) some brutish car set itself on fire and destroyed my poor little (paid off) car.
*frustrated, while trying to find a mechanic that can fix my six-figure car, but none of them trained in programming to become a car mechanic* everything's computer
*terrified, because a voice from my six-figure car just said "DOGE is eliminating the fraud, waste, and abuse from this vehicle. Goodbye." and now we're hurtling 90 mph toward a brick wall and the brakes aren't responding* everything's computer
*terrified and staring, as my six-figure car begins to transform into what I first think is an Autobot, but quickly realize is actually a decepticon* everything's CoMpUtEr?!?!
The most I have ever paid for a vehicle is £6000. I have owned that for eight years. She is now old enough to drink. She has been my home for the last six years.
Why are you spending house type money in a car? I don't fecking understand.
Because houses are mostly 7 figures here now…I hate it (this is why I still drive a mid-aughts car. And even that has a computer that won’t let me replace the freaking headlights without a computer reset…)
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At least now traffic will open up.
Everything is cool when you're dumb as a brick
Everything's computer!
When you're sucking Putin's dick
“EVERYTHING’S COMPUTER!” ‼️😤😡🤬
Why are you spending house type money in a car? I don't fecking understand.
How many years of diesel would a brand new carputer equate to pollution wise?