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I’ve watched this fifty times I’m wheezing

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

I have crashed the world economy because I followed directions from ChatGPT I know you were thinking the extra Greek letters made it real math, not Chat Math forgive me I wanted to be a king and have everyone owe me things Now they’re dumping Covfefe into the harbor [pushes Diet Coke button]

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

Another instant classic!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It can’t be said enough how right Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris were. About everything.

submitted 7 days ago • 317 comments

One man just wiped out $10 trillion in wealth, is destroying centuries-old legal protections, and seems determined to unravel humanity’s greatest public health achievement. In 3 months. I don’t know how we get out of this. But if we do, one person can never have that kind of power again.

submitted 6 days ago • 1708 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 10 days ago • 563 comments

At least now I understand how he bankrupted a casino

submitted 11 days ago • 202 comments

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

submitted 11 days ago • 833 comments

I was thinking that none of those numbers made sense, but holy fuck this is insane

submitted 11 days ago • 670 comments

Trump is doing a reverse mortgage on our country dawg 😭

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Today's Headlines

submitted 10 days ago • 175 comments

Krugman: “His numbers have nothing to do with reality… bad day for the 🇺🇸 economy…”

submitted 11 days ago • 250 comments

Forever reject the trope that Dems lost because we were too “woke.” Trumpers voted for an incompetent, treasonous con man because THEY were too hateful.

submitted 10 days ago • 755 comments

"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥

submitted 12 days ago • 1027 comments

The richest man in the world spent more money than most of us will see in our lifetimes to lose a state Supreme Court race by 10 points. And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.

submitted 11 days ago • 1186 comments

After getting some rest, I am in awe of everyone who continues to lift their voice and speak out. This is a moment for our country, and we must make a choice about the America we want to be.

submitted 11 days ago • 4450 comments

Sorry I haven't responded to you in weeks it's just that I hate everything

submitted 13 days ago • 11 comments

I just sent Cory Booker money. I will send money to anyone who fights, and I will not send money to anyone who cowers in fear. That has to be the situation, for all of us.

submitted 13 days ago • 430 comments

The future is a web of branching paths, and each choice opens up new possibilities as it closes others. This is as true for a civilization as it is for an individual. The more our collective intelligence can inform each choice, the better our chances of finding paths through to a beautiful future.

submitted 13 days ago • 361 comments

They love this “run the government like a business” canard coz it conjures images of efficiency and accountability. The reality is, it’s about increasing profits for the few over the wellbeing of the many. If the government operated the way a business does, the citizenry should rightfully revolt.

submitted 14 days ago • 1135 comments

RIP to the U.S. Institute of Peace — nearly all staff members have been fired.

submitted 15 days ago • 611 comments

There should be two feeds: the fun feed, and the feed that addresses the horror of our current reality like I'm stoned at the airport yk? I need to fucken breathe for a sec

submitted 16 days ago • 251 comments

Breaking: RFK Jr. has forced out PETER MARKS, the nation’s top vaccine regulator. In his resignation letter, obtained by the Post, Marks said he was willing to work with RFK Jr on his vaccine concerns — but said Kennedy wishes “subservient confirmation of his misinformation and lies.”

submitted 16 days ago • 1255 comments

Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.

submitted 20 days ago • 309 comments

Trump learned from Roy Cohn. Cohn learned from reading Goebbels. Same playbook. Lie. Repeat. ADMIT NOTHING. Go all in. Deflect. Distract. Double down. Repeat. OF COURSE there can be no actual accountability. Trump hates that more than ANYTHING. We didn't elect a person. We elected a pathology.

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

Pritzker: The question I ask is: if you’re willing to hand the keys to Europe over to Putin, what’s next? How does the US retain its leadership in the world when he’s essentially retreating to our own borders? He’s even made enemies of the Canadians—I can’t imagine anything more telling than that.

submitted 23 days ago • 691 comments

The EEOC has now been weaponized to make sure companies are NOT hiring minorities. That’s what this racist anti-DEI shit was always all about.

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

AOC: If you are an LGBTQ kid or family, we cannot throw you under the bus in order to win an election. In this house, we stand together

submitted 23 days ago • 611 comments

mr beast talking about the human lives he has trapped in simultaneous simulations with "cant wait to upload these" is why black mirror can never be as good as it used to be

submitted 25 days ago • 462 comments

please enjoy this photo i took of an Unsettling Lamp. why does it perch so

submitted 26 days ago • 264 comments

Oh no. While cooking the meal I have accidentally eaten 2/3s of the grated cheese. And it was so incremental I don’t even feel like I have eaten cheese

submitted 28 days ago • 146 comments

The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money. He was not dead.

submitted 29 days ago • 1477 comments

(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked strategically

submitted 31 days ago • 41 comments

Cracking the Magafacists code

submitted 31 days ago • 395 comments

Wonder why DOGE hasn’t cut Trump’s Florida golf trips

submitted 34 days ago • 142 comments

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE. (President of Mexico on International Women’s Day)

submitted 35 days ago • 201 comments

Trump is crashing the economy. Say it over and over. Don't explain tariffs. Don't talk about a social safety net. Don't say how it will disproportionately hurt red states. Trump is crashing the economy. Trump is crashing the economy. Trump is crashing the economy.

submitted 35 days ago • 5 comments

If you were really looking for fraud at SSA, you wouldn’t need write access. You WOULD need write access if you wanted to CREATE fraud where none existed as a pretext to shut down Social Security.

submitted 34 days ago • 317 comments

just learning that the iconic canadian prog rock band "Rush" has introduced a devastating 5/8 tariff on all tempo exports to the United States

submitted 40 days ago • 163 comments

It’s kind of stupid but I’ve taken to calling this ongoing coup the “last 100 days” because it feels like a reverse New Deal

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

I was expecting al green to be thrown out, sure, and then other people to have stood up with him, and one by one they all get thrown out like Spartacus. They make them be removed. I was expecting that because movies have made me expect courage, solidarity, and honor

submitted 39 days ago • 506 comments

I am looking at a chamber filled with hundreds and hundreds of people, and if you asked me to seriously estimate what percentage of them understand how deep in the s*** we are right now, I mean really truly understand how close America is to full collapse, I would put the number at between 10 and 20

submitted 40 days ago • 898 comments

Leaders of the free world stand united in London The United States is not among them

submitted 42 days ago • 2111 comments

Since the president has signed an EO making English the official language of the United States, here is the first non-English copy of the Declaration of Independence, printed in German just days after July 4, 1776. We have always been multilingual. cdm16274.contentdm.oclc.org/digital/coll...

submitted 42 days ago • 553 comments