catdog is a perfectly biologically efficient being capable of lossless extraction of resources from any material and therefore doesnt poop and can eat from both sides
they have a shared gut that terminates in the center of the body. everything they eat is completely liquified during digestion, after which the urinate through their skin like a shark
dog swallows indigestible shit all the time. it gets encased in hair & cat horks it, which is a raw deal for cat
🤣 We just wanted some kind of Normal Show, not, for instance, an Angry Orange!
But always Power Rangers. What era was that, when they were doing "Power Rangers- we can't say it's Harry Potter but it's obvi pandering," or "Power Rangers: we can't decide if this is a Different or Hunger Games AU"
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He Also Got A Cat Cock And A Dog Cock And He Can Dock Them
dog swallows indigestible shit all the time. it gets encased in hair & cat horks it, which is a raw deal for cat
Which explains all the bad vibes, it's catdog poop
This may be my favorite option yet.
A cat ass and a dog ass attached at the middle, floating endlessly in a void of pure thought, just constantly shitting
But always Power Rangers. What era was that, when they were doing "Power Rangers- we can't say it's Harry Potter but it's obvi pandering," or "Power Rangers: we can't decide if this is a Different or Hunger Games AU"
totally fine
i didn't wanna sleep tonight anyways
I want this to be the answer so badly