Hi, I’m a random person commenting on your post. Have you considered that your post is not relevant to me, the center of the universe, and therefore must not be relevant to anyone else either?
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excuse me, I've decided your post has not considered my unique lived experience, and as such you owe me an apology. I am prepared to argue with you about it for at least 48 hours.
Here is an attempt to be funny, but no one understands. So I am going to randomly butt in throughout the thread to hope I get some kind of acknowledgement from someone.
While this may hypothetically be the case for some people, I am in fact the center of the universe, so posts could not possibly be relevant to this other poster since they are clearly about me. 3/10 Pinocchio's exaggerating at best
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I promise I'll try to be more considerate in the future.
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Related: Hi, I'm a random person paraphrasing what you just said without adding anything. How dare you not reply to me!
While this may hypothetically be the case for some people, I am in fact the center of the universe, so posts could not possibly be relevant to this other poster since they are clearly about me. 3/10 Pinocchio's exaggerating at best