If cheating in golf would keep Chester the molester from cheese-powdered-finger-fucking America, I’d say it’s a tolerable corruption. But he’s doing both. (Raping America, and cheating in golf on the taxpayers’ dime).
"The President clinched a thrilling second-round victory at the Senior Club Championship today in Jupiter, FL—rumor has it, the golf balls were suspiciously patriotic as they refused to veer off course. Some might say it was 'unpresidented'!" 🏌️♂️⛳
But... but... golf is such an elite sport! The people need to know how ELITE he is and how much of a WINNER he is!
He is an ELITE WINNER.
Never mind all of the deaths, kidnappings and grifting. Just look at the golf course, see how great he is!
(I do hope you noticed the sarcasm.)
If he's going to compete, he really needs to compete someplace other than his own golf courses...try a course on a military base, maybe? At least there's a discount on security, and the USSS won't have to pay for carts
Can’t a reporter find someone at the club to talk off the record about the truth? That is the stuff that would really good to see in the public and would drive him crazy.
there was a great article a few weeks ago about how he won the first rounds of some other tourney on his course, and literally none of the players knew he was even playing (because he wasnt). But yup... when you have that many yes men, everyone else is wrong. ;_;
It's too bad they had to break one of his opponent's elbows with a ball peen hammer while threatening his family with MBS-style dismemberment to secure the victory, but whatever it takes to make America great!
Unless he drops dead on the golf course, I don't give a rat's ass. Second, taxpayers should not be paying for the vacation or the White House making statements about his golf game.
Oh wonderful! I can now sleep soundly knowing that Cheeto Mussolini jr got his “participation trophy” while I try to figure out how to pay my fucking rent!
The Dear Leader is truly a Superior & Peerless Person! Who can adequately sing the praises of his numberless & astounding deeds? Surely, these are the acts of a god, not a man!
The results of tomorrow’s round will be announced this afternoon. #FFOTUS won the round and the survivors of his opponent can pick up the remains as soon as the alligator wearing a #MAGHAT red hat that ate him is located.
This reminds me of the foot race in "Mr. Mom", with Martin Mull as the CEO who expected himself to win every event at the company picnic. All the employees knew they'd better let him win if they wanted to keep their jobs.
Capitulates to Russia after knee capping the world. Proves his belief that Vets are losers and suckers by forgoing honor and deceased American soldiers while instead pimping million dollar a seat dinner for Saudi's to praise DJT. Now DJT and his oligarchy scum humiliate and mocks us all
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Kim Jung Un.
Golfer of America
He is an ELITE WINNER.
Never mind all of the deaths, kidnappings and grifting. Just look at the golf course, see how great he is!
(I do hope you noticed the sarcasm.)
https://youtu.be/HRFoUWAweLY?feature=shared
Oh, wait . . .
He ain't winning shit.
Why even bother with the golfing...
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/golf/golf-course-north-koreas-leader-11325632
The center of all our chaos and hate.
There is one unifying factor that every cult in history has.
The leader is deranged.
MAGA is a cult.
Trump is mentally unfit.
Remove Trump before he pulls a Jim Jones.
The 🍊🐖 taking care of America.
#SeditionHasConsequences
#EnforceThe14thAmendment
#ArrestTraitorTrump
cHEats WINs
Right on the course while you're cheating at golf.⛳⚡⚡🪦
glad there’s nothing serious going on anywhere else he should be concerned about
Seems like the easiest way to expose and bruise a big part of his ego in a way that's not **terribly** illegal.
I had Kevin Sorbo at 5 to 1 on DraftKings.
*Outside the NYSE at 6 AM on Monday morning
Oops, it's with his tax returns, and infrastructure plans.
🙄🙄🙄