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eve6.bsky.social • 66 days ago

Relatable

Reposted from Nappy Dolemite

Wanna put my tender
Heart in a blender
Also the rest of me
Everything in the blender

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mattfloridaman.bsky.social•66 days ago

Everything’s blender

jojo-ma.bsky.social•66 days ago

WAIT after all these years you’re telling me it’s “wanna put my tender” not “all up in my tender”
Why did no one tell me

thejenthar.bsky.social•66 days ago

For the longest time I thought it was "one for my tender." 🤦‍♀️

axleblaze.bsky.social•66 days ago

Jeez, just start a novelty blender company already

chips.bsky.social•66 days ago

eve6-speed blender

cjm180.bsky.social•65 days ago

Fun fact, Here's to the Night was your only song I knew cause it was played at my friend's grad, I have all the Patreon songs but I've never heard the heart in a blender song

sekoku.bsky.social•66 days ago

Rendezvous you're through with them.

springrainbloom.bsky.social•66 days ago

Toss a spoon in

sirmatt.bsky.social•66 days ago

Need it to be a good blender though. Like a Vitamix for the smoothest puree. I don’t want to be left all chunky

3fifteen.bsky.social•66 days ago

You once managed to rhyme apartment with Guatemalan. Clearly that hasn’t had the staying power of tender/blender but that’s some neglected poetry right there.

alisonspeaks.bsky.social•66 days ago

Has there been a day you have not heard the word blender?

pjcrooks.bsky.social•66 days ago

I’m on a cleanse!

typinghazard.bsky.social•65 days ago

Everything is blenderrrr

Everything is Eve when you're part of a 6

Everything is blenDERRRRR

petersonchris.bsky.social•65 days ago

You could totally market an Eve-6 blender with a heart decal on it and people would buy it.

ghostbeerce.bsky.social•65 days ago

I mean, if Jimmy Buffett (RIP) can have the Margaritaville appliance, surely we can get an Eve 6 Blender.

ghostbeerce.bsky.social•65 days ago

Also, big fan of your work in Banjo Tooie, Chris. I hope those photos turned out!

hannasazi.bsky.social•66 days ago

Then add
3 cups silver tequila
2 cups Cointreau
1 1/2 cups freshlime juice
Cubed ice
Kosher salt

If I see sour mix we're fighting.

ghostbeerce.bsky.social•65 days ago

Just put "Leech" on the jukebox at my local. Fuck, that song hits hard. So good.

alli-ward.bsky.social•65 days ago

I probably won't even have to put myself in a blender because I live in DC, so I'll just be killed from a lack of clean water and/or no police/firefighters thanks to the GOP budget.

misctinker.bsky.social•66 days ago

Blender can do amazing things... Flow rendered completely in Blender
https://youtu.be/VYZLQR0jLjs?si=TYZvJ88S0dFwgB6j

lilithnelson.bsky.social•65 days ago

Beautiful Oblivion is my stripper name.

unpopularlesbian.bsky.social•66 days ago

It’s beautiful and true.

mydarkling.bsky.social•65 days ago

or am I just confetti
folded up and blenderized

m1ssbeliever.bsky.social•66 days ago

Might be smooth for the first time in my life and change my name to Rob Thomas

choka162.bsky.social•65 days ago

You know what I choose the blender.

yeahboibebop.bsky.social•66 days ago

I followed you for ages without realizing it wasn't just an eve6 fan. I figured it out like a few months ago 🙃

thabiz42.bsky.social•66 days ago

Is there a congressional edition blender?

moonkist.bsky.social•65 days ago

lol

80hd.bsky.social•65 days ago

I'm a big spender
Fuck Velda Plender
Sellin merchandise and gatherin around you friends of mine
Pay your dime then it's cookie time

nappydolemite.bsky.social•66 days ago

Oh now you've done it

ficklenuts.bsky.social•65 days ago

I hope you can handle the inevitable fame and recognition this will bring

nappydolemite.bsky.social•65 days ago

It's okay theirs is getting reposted way more lol

thesociophi.bsky.social•65 days ago

Well hot damn! Been dancin’ around half nude to the Heart In A Blender song for months, but had I known all I’d need to do for a reskeet is express my 90s alt rock vibes through waxing poetics and self-deprecating parody lyrics, my boobs would be a lot less cold right now.

nappydolemite.bsky.social•65 days ago

You made the right choice though

thesociophi.bsky.social•65 days ago

I fuckin’ love Eve 6. Grew up on them. Their CDs got me through some pretty bad shit as a teen and the fact that he’s on here makes me so happy, and kinda safe. Weird how music can do that for you, sometimes—make safe spaces out of nowhere on just vibes and a tune.

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