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bransonreese.bsky.social • 4 days ago

You can tell he went in and looked for the more flattering ones to use lol

Reposted from Zack Beauchamp

This is so humiliating

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greaterhuff.bsky.social•4 days ago

Do the republicans have ANYONE with juice once Trump's heart explodes?

2amwakeupcall.com•4 days ago

Middle one is stil a babyface edit. It has to be

bransonreese.bsky.social•4 days ago

I think that one's just so big there was no way around it. But there are no Sammy Hagar hair ones. No swollen red delicious apple cheeks. It's like the survivorship bias airplane graph for hurting his feelings.

2amwakeupcall.com•4 days ago

I don’t see a single lollipop or helicopter beanie certainly

jonnyjonman.bsky.social•4 days ago

yes

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housesitter.bsky.social•4 days ago

the so-called "tolerant left" has been making cruel jokes about my appearance, like this pic of me as the debonair sexy guy from dragon tv show

vulpesabsurda.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's the most human thing he's done since he sold out his family for his own disgusting profits and turned into Leto II Atreides but for being a total fucking loser.

twotothefifth.bsky.social•4 days ago

Given how those look slimmed down compared to the ones I've seen, I'm wondering if he had someone on his own media team make ones that look flattering.

comraderobot.bsky.social•4 days ago

where’s this one jd

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bransonreese.bsky.social•4 days ago

I love the ones where he has Sammy Hagar hair. It comes from nowhere but reveals a poetic truth.

videocrime.48minutesofdogsbarking.com•4 days ago

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starshark.bsky.social•4 days ago

Aphex Twin Windowlicker ass picture fucking nightmare

johnnychobani.bsky.social•4 days ago

"Guys, I'm humble enough to laugh about this picture of me as our nation's founder George Washington"

timprice.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yeah man everyone’s been comparing you to fuckin Wolverine

lildingis.bsky.social•4 days ago

Holy shit we got him so good here though.

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bransonreese.bsky.social•4 days ago

"The radical left has depicted me from my favorite angle and thinned my huge head a little, making me look the way I wish I did in my mind"

lildingis.bsky.social•4 days ago

We can all agree on one thing: this is a joke at his expense

deadant.bsky.social•4 days ago

The placement of these two images made me cackle

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shelmp.bsky.social•4 days ago

You know one of these looks is secretly calling to him. My money is on Emo JD but a case may exist for JD of Thrones.

theangelremiel.bsky.social•4 days ago

"they did a picture of me wearing sunglasses! This is an outrage!"

tiredafterall.bsky.social•4 days ago

God this shit is really eating him up lmao

mrmoth.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Left have been making me look like Wolverine and I won't stand for it much longer!