You know you’ve been watching too many crime shows when you see this tile pattern and think “Doesn’t look like a DNA match… they’ve got the wrong guy.” - ThreadSky

therealhoarse.bsky.social • 7 days ago

You know you’ve been watching too many crime shows when you see this tile pattern and think “Doesn’t look like a DNA match… they’ve got the wrong guy.”

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dawnruhnaybrown.bsky.social•7 days ago

Yup. None of them match. Keep trying.

meriweather.bsky.social•7 days ago

Laughed out loud 😂

mambapdx.bsky.social•7 days ago

🤣

fabmsp.bsky.social•7 days ago

I used to watch the ID (Investigation Discovery) channel to relax: I Am Homocide, Murder Chose Me, Deadly Women, and others.

stevenmaines.bsky.social•7 days ago

Tell me that's a wall tile because if it's a floor tile...I cannot imagine keeping that clean.

elderlylady.bsky.social•7 days ago

Bathroom shower floor tile?

liberalettie.bsky.social•7 days ago

I've been watching crime shows as a distraction. Better than real life right now.

11kelleyk.bsky.social•7 days ago

Yep. Tagged it for ya, Sarge. 😆

commandersnmgal.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂

jenniferj-ca.bsky.social•7 days ago

Voiceover: Talk to your doctor or psychologist to see if a Dick Wolf Detox may be right for you.

personaluse.bsky.social•7 days ago

Musk to all his baby mommas🤭

julie-peyton.bsky.social•7 days ago

Thanks; I needed that. 😆

michellesplant.bsky.social•7 days ago

That’s me 😂

leeroyjenkins634.bsky.social•7 days ago

Or when you want to spit your gum out but can’t risk someone framing you for their crime with your dna. 🧬

inezsneks2024.bsky.social•7 days ago

Or a rorschach test. What do you see??

scorpiusii.bsky.social•7 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Yarvin?wprov=sfti1#

sumgirl.bsky.social•7 days ago

I threw on the new Netflix one about LA and heard Alan Jackson’s voice, why should I know who he is? #FreeKarenRead

br-on.bsky.social•7 days ago

The real question is: Can you watch too many crime shows? I think the answer is NO.

therealhoarse.bsky.social•7 days ago

We need a consult on this.

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social - can we get a ruling here?

ldyphantom.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂😂

wickedyetkind.bsky.social•7 days ago

Or, alternatively, that you are so deep into Severance that you look at the pattern and clearly see a face…

hkmrphy.bsky.social•7 days ago

Flashbacks to using PCR to look for Wolbachia in insects in undergrad 🧬

trishac2025.bsky.social•7 days ago

Clearly not a match.

jb3po.bsky.social•7 days ago

Lines 4 & 5 could be a match. Is this mitochondrial or PCR? #ForensicFiles

sodaksusan.bsky.social•7 days ago

Or you’ve been dissociating by watching animal videos, so you see the face of an old monkey 🐵

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