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frovo.bsky.social • 125 days ago

KID: daddy will you check under my bed for monsters

ME: fuck no there might be monsters under there

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I told them to make friends with the ones under the bed-and developed an elaborate taxonomy and color scheme for each-they regaled me with stories of their new buddies..”daddy, little purple one just ran by-did you see her?”

drosgood.bsky.social•125 days ago

So it's eat daddy first, is it? Well here's a newsflash, kid. . .

xirclebox.com•125 days ago

LMBO

vfxpapa.bsky.social•125 days ago

This is the way.

subpoenis.bsky.social•125 days ago

im still a good father

pfalcon.bsky.social•125 days ago

🤣

spudzyt.bsky.social•125 days ago

We just got rid of the beds lol

emdashel.bsky.social•125 days ago

Captured 666 likes for you.

frovo.bsky.social•125 days ago

nice

monocerous.bsky.social•125 days ago

When my kid was small he asked me to close the closet door because of monsters. Without thinking it through I said, "Don't you think the monsters can turn a doorknob?" This turned out to be a bad thing to say.

snargleplax.bsky.social•125 days ago

[later]

MONSTER WHO IS COOL BUT A BAD INFLUENCE: I told you it would work, grown-ups are so dumb

KID: yeah

scottsrobots.bsky.social•125 days ago

This is basically the plot of Little Monsters (1989)

https://youtu.be/nquLT-r4eyU?feature=shared

drewfustin.com•125 days ago

Arguably the most chilling film I’ve ever watched.
https://youtu.be/gNQIdEv-Emo?si=SQOLi9f0oyI0piy7

m-vaneerde.bsky.social•125 days ago

I had kids to give the monsters an alternate target

wolverbean.bsky.social•125 days ago

God you could damage your child for all of time.

When they ask just back out of the room slowly, shaking your head.

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