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benedictsred.bsky.social • 78 days ago

The pure of heart have no need to floss.

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lattesdotter.bsky.social•78 days ago

Oh, um. Okay.

benedictsred.bsky.social•78 days ago

Someone isn’t pure of heart…

lattesdotter.bsky.social•78 days ago

You got me on that.

lpqk.bsky.social•78 days ago

A pure heart and an empty head.

ladylettera32.bsky.social•78 days ago

But ... but... I need to floss or my gums get sad! (Well, waterpik)

I'M A MONSTER 😭😭😭

avjacey.bsky.social•78 days ago

Ngl I thought of the funny fortnite dance move first

ncalcote.bsky.social•78 days ago

Granny done some things

timcore.bsky.social•78 days ago

Not their teeth, but they should probably floss their arse cracks occasionally.

slightlycaustic.bsky.social•78 days ago

I’m pretty sure you’re lying about your dentist telling you that and if not he probably meant your wife , but fill your boots pure heart.

benedictsred.bsky.social•78 days ago

I really need this!

devilishlydo.bsky.social•78 days ago

Yeah, that's why I do it.

tannenzaepfle.bsky.social•78 days ago

You don't have to floss all your teeth – just the ones you want to keep.

richieryan.bsky.social•78 days ago

Ok I floss constantly and have impure thoughts so do I will a free tshirt or

richieryan.bsky.social•78 days ago

*win goddammit

kurtshriner.bsky.social•77 days ago

i can't floss my heart anyway, i'm scared of blood

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•78 days ago

This is so gross @prof-hinkley.bsky.social tell this man the pure in heart need to floss tomorrow

benedictsred.bsky.social•78 days ago

I need that to stay quiet, I’m trying to get some traffic at this kissing booth.

prof-hinkley.bsky.social•78 days ago

Your secret is safe with me...... until tomorrow!

benedictsred.bsky.social•78 days ago

Good. Tomorrow is a secret handshake booth, so that’ll be fine.

prof-hinkley.bsky.social•78 days ago

You can count on me! 🫡

massdude.bsky.social•78 days ago

Damn it. Guess I’m stuck with flossing forever.

benedictsred.bsky.social•78 days ago

🫂🫂

notgina.bsky.social•78 days ago

Weird that my dentist knows me and yet has never brought this up.

benedictsred.bsky.social•78 days ago

…yep…that is strange.

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