Skeptic: Surely booty can’t be rocking *everywhere!* Theoretical Booty Scientist: If my calculations are correct, the entire universe is just a rocking booty! Skeptic: *monocle falls off his eye* - ThreadSky

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xinicit.bsky.social • 82 days ago

Skeptic: Surely booty can’t be rocking *everywhere!*
Theoretical Booty Scientist: If my calculations are correct, the entire universe is just a rocking booty!
Skeptic: *monocle falls off his eye*

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j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social•82 days ago

New development in quantum physics! Scientists discover quarks are actually just tiny booties rocking everywhere! And they are rocking faster than the speed of light!

aquavulva.bsky.social•82 days ago

🏆

xinicit.bsky.social•82 days ago

Thank you!

aquavulva.bsky.social•82 days ago

My pleasure 🤭

dookofurl.bsky.social•81 days ago

quantum bootification theory

milfordthomas.bsky.social•80 days ago

superpositioned particles are like

wobblewobblewobblewobblewobble

surprisedface.bsky.social•82 days ago

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered a new booty. They are currently assembling a team to bring it back to me.

debbshock.com•81 days ago

and wormholes are the buttholes

xinicit.bsky.social•81 days ago

Obvs

e1pollodiablo.bsky.social•81 days ago

Technically wouldn’t the blackhole be the butthole since they’re both observable phenomena while wormholes are only theoretical, just like our intestinal tracks connecting our mouths and butts.

debbshock.com•81 days ago

tracts, technically

*spelling Nazis in space*

e1pollodiablo.bsky.social•81 days ago

Damn moon spelling Nazis.

wewereright.org•81 days ago

if the Van Allen's a rockin' ...

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