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(Shania) Man! I feel like a goblin

submitted 16 hours ago • 5 comments

I'm not opening your tinyurls, ever

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Hmm sorry what, I was looking at a tiny rainbow in my glasses lens

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

no honks: when a bobo goes silent

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

unfortunately I woke up feeling weird so I will be passing away soon

submitted 17 hours ago • 9 comments

naming this breakdown, "why is the cake salty, because you're crying in it"

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

him: i wanna know what love is and i want you to show me me: no

submitted 17 hours ago • 7 comments

i don’t use punctuation bc i have a built in proofreading function and my brain automatically punctuates as i read things

submitted 17 hours ago • 10 comments

Sorry I ruined your birthday by being sad and disabled.

submitted 18 hours ago • 8 comments

[nelly voice] AYYY must be the ̶m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ kohl’s cash!

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Putting, “Comedian,” in my bio so people know up front that I’m not funny.

submitted 19 hours ago • 12 comments

cabbage patch kids (would you fuck one) (probably)

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

The proof that humor is an expression of intelligence lies in the high number of idiots it infuriates.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

Hello I am running for president 2028 my main platform is that I am going to put xanax in the water

submitted 33 days ago • 14 comments

look we came to a toronto pub, we expected cripple creek and helpless, we knew where we were, and as we settled into our pints and wings and bobcaygeon melted smoothly into sundown we thought we knew the score, but then those sonsabitches did it: downtown came uptown, and we lost our goddamned shit.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

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submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

dude, all of my moonlight is serious

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

doing coke at a party and talking non-stop about wanting to dig a hole to china in my backyard

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

this is a @francesmeh.reviews post discuss

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

this is my villain origin story

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

nudes sounds too french we should send people nakes

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

"there is no Algorithm here" yeah there it is. it's me, reposting my own posts within fifteen minutes

submitted 190 days ago • 25 comments

diarrhea for thee but not for me

submitted 9 hours ago • 8 comments

i’ve always been a pretty big fan of media but i just tried content for the first time and mwah chef’s kiss so good

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

any vehicle that gets you the fuck away from people is technically a space shuttle

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

tasting a grape in the grocery store is capitalism, downing several handfuls and a couple of tangerines is praxis

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

A shitpost so bad your mom shares it on Facebook

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

i started making a follow friday post of awesome smaller accounts but then i was like duhhhh. you idiot. you should make it a really tiny starter pack instead. you absolute fucking moron. go.bsky.app/JdePuWP

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Sorry I yelled out, "THE WIRE TRANSFER IS COMPLETE," when I came.

submitted 17 hours ago • 16 comments

its lowkey weird to be part of a demographic that in the past like two decades has gone from like barely acknowledged talk show fodder to broad cultural presence in popular media to one of the biggest scapegoats in american politics

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

i started making a follow friday post of awesome smaller accounts but then i was like duhhhh. you idiot. you should make it a really tiny starter pack instead. you absolute fucking moron. go.bsky.app/JdePuWP

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

folks i’m at the point where making non-political jokes political is an instant block, it’s just shitty deranged behaviour

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments