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I told my cat he got so many hearts on bsky and he looked at me and opened his mouth like he was going to meow and just made an air sound

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last year we randomly ended up at this mexican spot in wausau, wisconsin that has the best tacos I’ve ever had outside of texas. I’ve been dreaming about these tacos, man. I’m like planning entire trips around the concept of stopping there for lunch

submitted 22 hours ago • 19 comments

who named them cup sizes and not lump sums

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.

submitted 23 hours ago • 59 comments

baby are you tickle me elmo, cuz you looked super cute when i first saw you, but you scared the shit out of me once i picked you up

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

(passing up incredible opportunity) I’ll get another of these

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

if you really loved me you’d let me drive a stake through your heart

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

(Shania) Man! I feel like a goblin

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I'm not opening your tinyurls, ever

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Hmm sorry what, I was looking at a tiny rainbow in my glasses lens

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no honks: when a bobo goes silent

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unfortunately I woke up feeling weird so I will be passing away soon

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

naming this breakdown, "why is the cake salty, because you're crying in it"

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him: i wanna know what love is and i want you to show me me: no

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

i don’t use punctuation bc i have a built in proofreading function and my brain automatically punctuates as i read things

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Sorry I ruined your birthday by being sad and disabled.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

[nelly voice] AYYY must be the ̶m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ kohl’s cash!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Putting, “Comedian,” in my bio so people know up front that I’m not funny.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

cabbage patch kids (would you fuck one) (probably)

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

The proof that humor is an expression of intelligence lies in the high number of idiots it infuriates.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Hello I am running for president 2028 my main platform is that I am going to put xanax in the water

submitted 33 days ago • 14 comments

look we came to a toronto pub, we expected cripple creek and helpless, we knew where we were, and as we settled into our pints and wings and bobcaygeon melted smoothly into sundown we thought we knew the score, but then those sonsabitches did it: downtown came uptown, and we lost our goddamned shit.

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dude, all of my moonlight is serious

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

doing coke at a party and talking non-stop about wanting to dig a hole to china in my backyard

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this is a @francesmeh.reviews post discuss

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this is my villain origin story

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

nudes sounds too french we should send people nakes

submitted 17 hours ago • 7 comments

"there is no Algorithm here" yeah there it is. it's me, reposting my own posts within fifteen minutes

submitted 190 days ago • 25 comments

diarrhea for thee but not for me

submitted 17 hours ago • 7 comments

i’ve always been a pretty big fan of media but i just tried content for the first time and mwah chef’s kiss so good

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

any vehicle that gets you the fuck away from people is technically a space shuttle

submitted 21 hours ago • 5 comments

tasting a grape in the grocery store is capitalism, downing several handfuls and a couple of tangerines is praxis

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

A shitpost so bad your mom shares it on Facebook

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

i started making a follow friday post of awesome smaller accounts but then i was like duhhhh. you idiot. you should make it a really tiny starter pack instead. you absolute fucking moron. go.bsky.app/JdePuWP

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