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I Like Scotland & Hibs to win at everything... What could possibly go wrong? #midjourney. Runner-Up, World Sarcasm Championships Peru 2023
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Huge screw up if true themindshield.com/trumps-showe...

Trump Coal Teddy Christmas 2025

New #Trump Dolls tariff certified

From two scoops to two flags..

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The #NORAD Santa Tracker is going to flex differently if we are going to be invading Greenland. For more info, see @SecDef on Signal

I saw Elon attended the UFC fight last night with President Trump and his 4 year old son last night. A UFC venue is noisy, confusing, and no place for someone still in diapers, so I hope that the next time Elon will leave the president in the Whitehouse. #UFC

Anakin ?

Morning!

Why is no-one raking the Tesla Dealerships? #SoSad #TeslaCombustion

Trump couldn't give a shit about Greencard holders - Jamal Khashoggi was one

#ikea

Did Trump ever sit an exam himself ?

y'all do know that Trump paid someone else to sit his exams? just checking

Does that make Tesla Elon's 15th baby ?

What an awesome day not to buy a #Tesla #swasticar

When you want the SOTU to go without a hitch there is only one odor barrier cream you can rely on "VICS Autopsy Strength Vics Odor Barrier" as recommended by Republicans

Hit Trump where it hurts which country do we import Autopsy Strength Vics Odor Barrier and Geriatric Diapers from?

Elon lying to Trump about genocide of white south african farmers is the most surprising thing since those face eating leopards ate our faces.

Measles: Americans getting again I cracked it #MAGA

If SpaceX ships explode anymore folks are going to start calling them #SpaceTeslas

When the application of Autopsy Vicks underneath the nostrils is too thin… #Sotu

Ontario, if you're listening, you might want to cut off electricity to the US tonight at 9 PM.

Cut off the electricity in the middle of the SOTU ! @canadastrong.bsky.social

Tell me you paid someone else to sit your economics 101 class without telling me #tarriffs

The state of the union is coffin-overdue #SOTU

If Democrats want to disrupt the state of the union simply steal the vicks VaporRub from the nostrils of the republicans.. so they get to breathe him in. He smells like an autopsy with a dash of commode #Trump apparently

NEW: A source tells me that response teams for FEMA set to deploy to the South Carolina wildfires are unable to travel because their government issued travel cards have had their limits reduced to $1. FEMA response team cards were supposed to be exempt.

The USA is behaving like this guy on the world stage

This is a loudly blown whistle.

Early reaction to Trump’s new flag design is mixed #Trump

Posted by @vatniksoup.bsky.social on another platform.

This is the speech.