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Anyone who is surprised that Cory Booker is approaching the 24th hour of his floor speech has never been in a conversation with an aggrieved person from New Jersey

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

🔥MEMPHIS VS. MUSK: “All money is not good money.” At a memphis cap town hall with Mayor Young Memphians brought the thunder against Elon’s XAI grabbing land, polluting, draining resources w/o community input (A student had the line of the day) Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DHhfmhx...

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

talking to my knees

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

It's clear that the Trump administration denied due process to the migrants it banished to El Salvador *precisely because* any measure of judicial oversight would've proved their innocence immediately. Deported, imprisoned, and condemned to hard labor—for a soccer tattoo. slate.com/news-and-pol...

submitted 12 days ago • 113 comments

needed this guy at the cybertruck focus group

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

✈️ This article by Simple Flying used the #WaybackMachine to revisit early airline websites—simple, static pages with schedules and fares. As the web evolved, so did airlines' online presence. ➡️ simpleflying.com/1st-airline-... #AviationHistory #DigitalHistory #Preservation

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

People are always trying to squash my childlike wonder and joy. However, I am resilient

submitted 19 days ago • 30 comments

GHOST: [tries to haunt me] ME: [shows ghost current headlines] GHOST: I can't compete with that. Good luck.

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

the nba should let zion play in a sleeveless jean jacket

submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

The band Third Eye Blind was underrated and I don’t care who I offend in saying that, whether it’s the fatcats in Washington or the bigwigs on Wall Street

submitted 25 days ago • 163 comments

In this Ohio diner, a booster still means the wealthy alum who forces Ohio State to admit a defensive end with a 1.6 GPA. But they do know this: The faulty SpaceX rocket parts were definitely made by a woman or a minority.

submitted 25 days ago • 31 comments

waiter: (carrying tray) ok who ordered the nine seven: right here

submitted 26 days ago • 10 comments

WAITER: and how is the silliness today, sir? Does it remain? ME: *nodding* oh yes the silliness remains very well WAITER: and your horrors, sir? ME: oh, quite unrelenting

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

Maybe it’s obvious but “would you trade Luka Doncic” would probably have been a good screening question to ask potential Mavs GMs

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

In this Ohio diner, a strategic reserve still means the flask you keep in your Carhartt jacket for when the bartender cuts you off. But they do know this: the United States government needs to stockpile crypto to make sure we don’t run out of crypto.

submitted 28 days ago • 11 comments

You: Oh my god the house is on fire! Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

submitted 31 days ago • 164 comments

we’re five seconds from this

submitted 31 days ago • 66 comments

Good news! The internet has finally been radicalized enough to band together over shared anger over current events! Bad news! The current event is that the Shrek cgi model is not the same model from 2001 but rather a new model that looks indistinguishable from the model from 2001.

submitted 32 days ago • 21 comments