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My favourite part of the new Captain America movie is when he tries to extort Wakanda for $500b in Vibranium rights before "ironically" teaming up with Hydra to own the libs.

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The party of “you are on your own”

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I can’t believe this… www.nytimes.com/2025/02/23/b...

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Nothing prepares you for watching your parents deteriorate right before your eyes.

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he's so painfully stupid

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A-minooooooooooooooorrrrr

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New — State Department employees have been instructed *not* to reply to OPM’s 5 bullet email, per an email I reviewed, saying leadership “will respond on behalf of the Department.”

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"Daddy I miss you!' - His children

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It's beyond Obama. The bigger truth is about Black progress in America in the 20th/ 21st century-- Black advancement helps open the doors for so many other marginalized groups to rise. They want to kill the path of govt/educational/ career advancement for EVERYONE not white, straight, and male.

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Magic at the NAACP Image Awards and whatnot.

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first of all pop take your time and second of all hoo boy we can never repay you *already*

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REPORT AS SPAM

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most of the return-to-office mandates come from a similar place: managers who need to justify their own existence. because let's be real — if you can't rely on adults to work well from home, you did a shitty job of hiring.

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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

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Tennessee houseparent of a christian ranch for children, Dale Burbank, has been arrested for the rape of a child. www.newschannel5.com/news/65-year...

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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

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The slave owner...? Yeah, he could've.

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He owned people, I think he could comprehend.

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the man who walked around with ancestors teeth in his mouth?

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this is just the whitest thing...

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I’d love to see Trudeau’s face reading this made up poem. 😂

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guess who just flashed her princess cut engagement ring?! me: mazel! her: and amen!! me:

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A new bat coronavirus that has the capacity to spread to humans, similar to the one that caused the COVID-19 pandemic, has been discovered by a Chinese researcher. Good thing we are completely prepared this time. www.newsweek.com/new-coronavi...

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cheerleaders are athletes, part one million in a series

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Elon’s evil munchkins sent this ridiculous email out to all 2 million or so Federal employees demanding they reply by midnight Monday. If you want to let them know what you did last week I’m bet they’d love to hear from you at [email protected]! I can’t wait to tell them about my norovirus symptoms!

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In case anyone has any doubt whose idea this is, Musk sent similar emails to employees shortly after buying Twitter www.teslarati.com/elon-musk-ex...

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Aye bruh Steve Smith a wild boy for this 😭💀 (read these texts) 😭

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If I send this, means I’m tryna rearrange ya IUD

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I mean if Steve Smith stole your bitch he just stole your bitch😂what you want us to do about it?

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DOGE has been sending their mass emails from a misconfigured server, causing DOGE emails to fail SPF (Sender Policy Framework) validation. This means that agencies are probably marking DOGE emails as spam.

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My favorite thing about the Adames family is that the Addams were designed to be a functional family So their real kink is the communication

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Dump told the governor of Maine … “You better comply” Gently… Are you beat my ass? Because if that’s not on the table “i better” isn’t either

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Especially THIS one. Ain’t no U.S.A. in 1776 without Boston… And you threaten the folks who went to war over taxing TEA?

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He also gave us Louis DeJoy as postmaster general. And the hell-SCOTUS.

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This is our city. We’re going to continue following & enforcing the laws to keep all Bostonians safe. And it goes without saying that our police commissioner has my complete confidence & support.

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Speaking of Big Papi, this still cracks me up..

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BREAKING: The USDA has confirmed five additional dairy herds in California have tested positive for the virus, raising the total to 732. Currently, 74% of the state's dairy herds are infected with H5N1.

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The one time I’m rooting for Boston.

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So. It has officially happened. I have been officially let go from my position at CDC. I wasn’t a probationary employee. I had stellar performance reviews every year. I’ll be ok. But please understand that many worked HARD to get into these positions and were doing great public health work.

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If people were really just dying from chronic diseases then how come they weren’t dying from their chronic diseases until after March, 2020?

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Pete Carroll’s ability to rizz up prospects moms when recruiting was generational. Probably will never be matched.

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Stef Diggs on love is blind would be legendary

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Micheal's, buying crafts they won't finish

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so then it's not a cost-cutting team, is it

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I need everyone to be crystal clear that this is a continuation of RFK and the wellness community’s *obsession* with the elimination of the disabled and the chronically ill. They are disgusted by us, they view illness and disability as weakness, and they believe in using eugenics to disappear us.

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“what they got done last week.” THIS ISN’T ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

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Something has got to give...

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