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Feels very cool that you simply cannot be sure what foods are and are not safe to eat anymore.

In 2019 when Trump nominated Ratcliffe to be DNI, everyone said "That guy? Who knows nothing about intelligence, and is a complete clown?" Trump had to withdraw his nomination. And today he's like the 2nd or 3rd most qualified person Trump is nominating, so even Dems are like "Sigh, OK I guess"

"but what can I do I don't have the skills to undermine a fascist regime" — if you are a bluesky user YES YOU CAN

I absolutely love manifesting* *having the money to buy a thing I want

Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.

Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy. Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨

Realizing that Tom Hanks is married to a woman named Rita WILSON. Holy shit.

Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...

This was beautifully written. www.esquire.com/news-politic...

one thing about me is that I am never going to forget to cancel a free trial. i feel it in my bones when i have a pending charge. my body keeps score. you will not be getting that payment.

one thing this app doesn’t have is the thread about Mrs. Doubtfires tits being on fire

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good morning, i’ve donated $5 to mona if anyone can match me ❤️ gofund.me/b2c3ad0b

the smallest possible amount a tongue can be sticking out :)

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

bleak thrift store find

one thing about this app that has some real appeal is that my boyfriend has vowed to never be on it so I can say some real insane shit (and his friends will send him screenshots)

Putting an overtired baby to sleep will make you the most superstitious person alive.

why are so many supposedly smart and rational people unprepared to confront the reality of what happens to a human body when they spend a significant amount of time outside the earth's magnetosphere

Leaf blowers are my enemy. Loud, ecologically disastrous, wasteful, sanitizing monsters. We already have a leaf blower, and it’s the wind. And she is beautiful. You want to mimic the wind? You want to tell her how to do her job?? You prick.

Anyone making a top 10 albums of all time list and not putting this on there is not a serious person.

I love Joe Mazzula, his brain is just so different from anyone else's he's a marvel of nature. Like when scientists discover a fish they thought had been extinct for 200 million years.

I really really think I would thrive in the conclave. Like I’m not just saying this.

can’t remember who I recognize from twitter (positive) and who I recognize from twitter (negative)

cultivating an entirely new vibe over here. pls forget any opinion you had about me before thank you.

I think that I’m handling my anxiety well (in the 9 days since the election I have reread all 5 Emily Henry books very tensely, very compulsively.)

they will never get me to quit any site :)

Watched the first fast and furious and I had forgotten a few things including an f slur in the first 20 min but the best thing I had forgotten about is the big drag race in the middle of the desert halfway through the movie that is called "Race Wars"

Amazon roasting my ass

The name Garret is so insane to me like just name your kid Carrot if you want to so bad.

Do they have good taste or are they just mean?

Worth noting that What's Hot Classic isn't some bullshit like For You. It's basically every post in the firehose (depending on your language setting) that's getting faves.

Everyone on here is apparently legally obligated to post some version of “maybe it’s not cool to be sincere but I’m actually bummed about Twitter dying”