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Being alive in 2025 is like playing The Sims, but someone deleted all the ladders out of the pool

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

celebrating star wars day by calling in sith to work tomorrow

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

If Dracula bit my neck, KFC gravy would come out

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

mehrunes dagon opened an oblivion gate to the dmv (working as intended)

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Driving in DC is just mario kart with government plates

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Everything just feels so popeless right now

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

dad asked me to explain TikTok and I had to lie down in a dark room afterward

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

caught my credit score in the witness protection program

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

putting "survived the oblivion crisis" on my resume

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

overdraft fee? in this economy? Folks, that's a hate crime

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

my neighbor jerry waters his plants with monster energy drink and honestly his tomatoes are thriving???

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

$5,000 TO MAKE A BABY?? THATS WHAT MY GRANDFATHER EARNED IN 85 YEARS OF WORKING IN THE POISON FACTORY. THE ECONOMY IS FUCK

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

they're really gonna make me pay full price to watch those cursed wheel of cheese physics in 4k. and im gonna do it. todd coward keeps getting away with this

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

desperately trying to explain to my commanding officer that the crab rave is a vital military tradition that dates back to ancient rome

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Jesus was technically the first person to do an unboxing video when he rolled out of that tomb

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

What are some relaxing thoughts for someone wanted in 28 states for tax evasion

submitted 28 days ago • 9 comments

hollywood: what if we took that movie you loved as a kid and just kept remaking it until you hate it Everyone: ok

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

If you were to open my fridge right now, you would ask yourself two things: 1. Why is there so much soy sauce 2. How did you make it past 14 years old

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

ATTENTION: my body has achieved MAXIMUM OPTIMIZATION. cholesterol has left the chat. down 20 pounds of mortal weakness. the government wants to know my location

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

currently explaining to a VA doctor how owning Skyrim on PS3, PS4, Xbox & Switch is a service-connected disability. rate me at 100%

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

If I had any retirement savings I'm sure I'd be more upset!

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

wall street more like FALL street because everything is falling. im a genius. the president just called to tell me to delete this but im actually getting stronger

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

claimed my twitter followers as business expenses on taxes this year. Pro tip: i am going to prison

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments

turning my "days since last betrayal" counter back to 0. fuck you brutus

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

I have nothing cute to wear for the recession

submitted 63 days ago • 21 comments

spending $900/month on a team of professional hackers to recover my geocities page where i wrote that pikachu and crash bandicoot are dating. this is about preserving digital history. this is about respect. this is about the moving marquee text i spent 3 weeks coding

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

Sonic just burst through my wall like kool-aid man & started calling me a "fake gamer" for not being able to explain the entire plot of sonic adventure 2. Had to move states

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

weather app says "mild spring day" but then hits you with 35 degree morning, 70 degree afternoon & random tornado. this is psychological warfare. mother nature is a cop

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

[the government when i file my taxes written in crayon & sealed with a kiss]: this is the most powerful document we've ever seen

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments