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This is Bowser. He thought the doorstop was a back scratcher at first, but then realized it is actually an enemy. 12/10

This is Chester. He is so good at piano he can play it in his sleep. In fact, he can only play it in his sleep. 13/10

Old Shirt

This is Oakley, Kaos, and Charlie. They are proof that if you like something, you should get it in a couple colors. 13/10 for all

Kezz and Neri are here! 🖤🤍 Everything you need when drawing a dynamic duo.

Whatever She Says

@kianamai.bsky.social I had to 🙏🌟

This is Valentino. He is a senior pup who was spotted by a photographer while on a walk in the streets of Italy, and we can see exactly why a photoshoot was necessary. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

Banana doggo #painting

Hellhound Bodyguard

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I was listening to @edzitron.com‬ on @adamconover.net 's podcast today, so today's little archive comic I thought they might enjoy. (The price in the comic isn't exaggerated. They went up to £900. I bought an older "dumb" model that cost £30, that has the same features other than the AI stuff.)

This is Brooks. He found a giant stick on his walk and stubbornly carried it all the way home. 14/10

1275. He regrets so much.

This is Meech. He maintains that one pup cup is not enough. He needs a pup bucket, or perhaps a pup kiddie pool. 14/10

Sera Bakes a Cake

This is Alvin. He is 19 years old but still likes to be held like a baby. Because he still is a baby. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

The homie @breakdown777.bsky.social just referred to Malort as "Tire Schnapps" and I have never heard a more accurate name for anything in my life.

This is Ivy. She is full of rage. Just because she can fit in your pocket doesn't mean you can let your guard down. Stay vigilant. 12/10

A new friend

This is Zuko. He has decided he's done with winter. If anyone can expedite the arrival of summer, he'd really appreciate it. 12/10

This is Buster. He's having the best day ever. Gets to play in the pool AND get rained on at the same time. 13/10 every lab's dream

Mask Off

LMAO are you fucking serious, Twitch? 14 years of highlights, and I'm expected to somehow get this under 100h? I am almost 60x that limit.

Fuck Twitch

Surprise Visit

Paper Mario time! And then maybe some other stuff if my brain decides it can't do puzzles anymore. www.twitch.tv/pjdicesare

our parrot says "bye" repeatedly when you're leaving, sometimes with a wave of his wings

If you see this, quote with your favorite OLD clip of your channel! I was trying to find something that has only happened to me once. This softlock is one of them.

Happy Valentine's ❤️

This is Wesley. He wants to know if you will accept this rose. Because he grabbed it thinking it was a stick, and now doesn't want it anymore. 12/10

Angel Gossip

the struggle

This is Bear. He disguised himself and snuck into a golden retriever gathering. Safe to say no one suspected a thing. 13/10

This is Blackjack. He was throwing a bit of a puppy tantrum. But just like a toddler, he immediately calmed down when his favorite show came on. 12/10

Merlin? 🧙‍♂️