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I write math software for a living. I ride bikes for fun. Both bikes and math are awesome but software is kinda horrible also at @[email protected]
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I was sitting on a coach sick all day binge watching Dept. Q on Netflix,which I definitely recommend. But I apparently I missed a ton of goofing here on BlueSky related to a couple of my muted terms.

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I FEEL PUNK TODAY SO DO I

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Random Geographic Fact Of The Day: The Geographical Centre of Vietnam is in Laos & The Geographical Centre of Laos is in Thailand Other examples here: brilliantmaps.com/geographi...

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I learned from her Patreon that Vi Hart has just deleted her 1.5M-subscriber YouTube channel. The worsening of YT’s policies for creators finally reached her breaking point. To help herd folks to her videos’ new home, here’s a link to an early favorite of mine. vimeo.com/showcase/116...

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Exciting and practical house designs coming out of Scandinavia

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I feel like I write something every time the DeepMind folks release a result that vaguely overlaps my field. Here's my attempt to put that 4x4 Matrix "algorithm" news from last week into bigger context: www.mapleprimes.com/posts/230205...

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they should call it [prince symbol] max

submitted 25 days ago • 8 comments

People who follow me on Letterboxd will see that sometimes I do terrible things to myself, like how I just watched all the remakes and nominal sequels to Carrie over the last week

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I just registered for The Los Angeles Invitational - I am currently in terrible shape but last year the Triple Scoop was the highlight of my cycling year - www.bikereg.com/the-los-ange...

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You really can do a lot of things with a bachelor's degree in mathematics

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Funny thing: I've discovered I do a weird kind of typo. People often think I'm using audio to text, but I never do. In just the last day I made a typo where I wrote "max" instead of "match" and "list" instead of "least." That is, I frequently make typos where I write out a sound-adjacent word.

submitted 31 days ago • 29 comments

a message to every city council: start making these bollards out of concrete, you cowards

submitted 32 days ago • 22 comments

In addition to growing their own food, sewing their own clothes, and doing their own medical research, everyone should teach their own math classes, make their own TV shows, and maintain their own culturally significant historic sites. Learn some independence!

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I knew that the Liquid Death sparkling water brand was started by Marketing Assholes TM. But they made a unique and delicious take on flavored sparkling water that I loved. But, they couldn't make that business work, so they just said FU to existing fans and turned all their drinks into stevia sodas

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You know, I've tried a lot of off-brand Dr Pepper ripoffs, but the absolute worst has to be Dr. Bronner's.

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We did it.

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Because it was a fake job 👍 hope that helps www.wsj.com/articles/the...

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The CEO of John Deere Tractor (one of the biggest ag equipment companies in the world) is also named "John May" and I get a lot of email by not super bright people trying to reach him. This piece of spam seemed especially funny to me this morning.

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Pro-tip to other multi-faith households out there: by judicious application of the icing, you can have both hot cross buns and hot pentacle buns this holiday weekend

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It has been 0 Days since I've had to open a giant Russian tome in aid of fixing a bug in Maple (sadly a PDF, they wouldn't let me take the office copy from Waterloo when I moved to California)

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💡 Did you know? POST-quantum cryptography is significantly more secure than GET-quantum cryptography, where all the quantum information is visible in the URL

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