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Of course, I shouldn't even joke about James Corden as the new Doctor. But. Imagine the show they'll be restyled as a sort of TARDISPOOL KARAOKE, where different celeb companions singalong en route to a new time-space destination each week... And whatever the reality is, it's bound to be better 😉

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James Corden it is, then.

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Curse you, LIDL! Their loyalty app features these scratch card/ spin the wheel type games and I keep winning free buns from the bakery. I just can't catch a dietary break. #firstworldproblems

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Two episodes in so far, and I'm enjoying ZERO DAY. But I weep whenever I see Angela Bassett as the sitting President of the United States. Because she's so frickin awesome and it's like I can hear Jim Bowen offering political commentary on the real world, saying "Look at what you could've won!"

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Booked myself in this weekend for a second screening of CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD. Because a) I enjoyed it b) there isn't a MCU movie I haven't watched twice+ c) why the fuck not

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What has a nut in every bite? Dystopic!

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If I were PM the UK would be subject to monstrous tariffs by now, if not actively at war with the US. I would've called Trump a cunt, daily, from Inauguration Day. I don't know how anyone with any measure of intelligence, compassion etc can be diplomatic with that subhuman piece of shit.

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Traitorade. It's like Kool Aid but it's not Kool, cuts all Aid, tastes of shit and acid and is really really horribly orange

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Could Trump supporters be said to have been 'drinking the Traitorade'?

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Friend (on my taste in movies etc): Your bar is very low Me: A low bar helps me to drink lying down

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You know, initially I thought Amazon taking over Bond was just A Bad Idea™. But then I saw someone comment about endless spinoff series featuring minor supporting characters in the Bond universe and I thought, PALOMA: THE MINI-SERIES starring Ana De Armas and TBH I wouldn't need any more James Bond.

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That's enough real world for today. Me n Viola are vegging out in front of the telly.

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Ah, so that's what's meant by 'leader of the free world'. A leader who considers parts of the world free to just give away to any aggressors

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After Tom Hanks' appearance on #SNL50 MAGA outraged at being portrayed as racists. First time it's ever occurred to me to wonder if water doesn't like being called wet.

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Still, it'll be nice to see our UK Prime Minister publicly condemn the US President's gross distortion of history and propagation of the Russian narrative later today. Which, surely, he has to do.

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Trump tells Ukraine: "You should have never started the war." Facts are dead.

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Viola 1) Deciding on her daily activities schedule 2) Decision made

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The Gulf Of Cognitive Dissonance is growing wider.

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I mean... Vance lectures Europe on free speech, while his President bars a major news agency for saying 'Gulf Of Mexico.' And they say Americans don't get irony.

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Vance lecturing us (Europe) on free speech... Prompts me to imagine dancing on the White House lawn like the Jehovah guy in Monty Python's Life Of Brian, saying "Gulf Of Mexico, Gulf Of Mexico!" - and likely getting stoned. And not in the good way.

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Today's turned into one of those Don't Wanna Be Part Of This World days. #TooMuchNews

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To infinity... and Beyoncé!

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Trump brings back plastic straws. Make America Suck Again.

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Just read a comment condemning the current Labour government as 'Marxist'. Not sure reality can warp any further.

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Word of the day is ‘arsle’ (19th century): to have a distinct sense of going backwards.

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THE ORDER. A decent thriller, based on a true story. Watching racists get busted in the 1980s is a bit like watching a good episode of House Of The Dragon: you've already seen Game Of Thrones so you know it all eventually ends in shit, but there's still some satisfaction to be had.

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Never understood why America always feels compelled to do English language remakes. I guess cos they figure folks struggle with subtitles. La Femme Nikita. The Vanishing.1930s Nazi Germany. And they're never as good as the foreign originals

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ELEVATION. I do enjoy the concept of monster movies built around very specific survival criteria. Like, A Quiet Place, it's all about staying silent. But with this one they totally missed a tagline opportunity: THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO GET HIGH!

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Well, if nothing else, I wish Billy Joel the best fucking luck working on this decade's We Didn't Start The Fire verse.

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I'm constantly running over little blue people in my car. I'm a member of the Flat Smurf Society.

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Musk is leading the way in the new brand of DEI hires. Deranged Egomaniacal Incels.

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All this napping is exhausting

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Trump said he wants to make Gaza the Riviera of the Middle East. Processing So. Trump's not just advocating ethnic cleansing. He's advocating ethnic cleansing to make way for a seaside resort. He truly is a special kind of evil.

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Nazi salutes in week one. State-sanctioned ethnic cleansing in week four. But all the scumbag apologists who dared to talk about ‘over-reaction’ are still too bent and/or invested to row back.

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Foolishly every day I think I couldn't possibly be more disgusted by Trump's America. Then I have to readjust rock bottom. Hope Americans are getting just as disgusted.

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Fuuuuck. So now the Land Of The Free stands for ethnic cleansing in another land.

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With US tariffs on Canadian oil I guess we'll be seeing a lot more reliance on American crude.

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It's like Day Of The Tariffids out there. Including a lot of poor blind bastards.

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When it was the Golfo De Mexico, Trump thought it was a really huuuuge water hazard at Mar A Lago.

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#5632 in our occasional There's A Guy Works Down Our Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis series: There's a guy just walked down our high street looks like Ian Holm. I mean, way more than the CGI one in ALIEN ROMULUS.

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Among the numerous symptoms, you only have to see some of the bile prompted by a black woman winning a Grammy for Best Country Music Album to recognise how deeply fucked in the head the United States Of America is.

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