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Jury selection is going to be interesting.

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What are the best starter packs you’ve found?

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the last two weeks esp:

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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

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Maybe this weed gummy will fix me. Maybe 10 beers will fix me. Maybe sleep will fix me. Maybe a gallon of coffee will fix me...

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the porn bots have arrived. anyone got a list for that?

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Hot people change their Avi whenever they feel like it. The rest of us find that one nice pic and just stick with it for 7 years

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. The Three Stages of Life: 1. Olives are disgusting. 2. I don’t mind olives. 3. I must inhale all of the olives.

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Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.

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The Salvation Army has a transphobic history. They deny this is the case but have not demonstrated trustworthiness and don't deserve your donations

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Proud. 🏆 Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.

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Merry crisis 🥴

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I remember the good old days, when we drank because it was fun… Not because it was necessary.

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I'm reading that Mark Zuckerberg is genuinely spooked by the rapid growth of Bluesky. Sounds pretty good.

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Me, over the next four years: Don’t blame me, I voted for her.

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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

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it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

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I’m quite likable. *Days may vary.

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I need some Thanksgiving clap backs for tomorrow, any ideas?

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This place smells like a new car that somebody just shot a porn in.

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I wish people could die from having too much money.

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Just learned that people’s hair and nails keep growing even after they’re dead to me.

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Beating the final boss but it's your actual boss and you don't like them and now you've lost your job and are in jail for assault

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Yuko and I are at the pub for lunch. 1 fav = 1 chip for Yuko 1 rt = 1 sip of beer for Yuko

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[handing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] so I was thinking something like this

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Opening a restaurant named ‘Peace and Quiet’ where kids meals cost $80

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That time you saw only one set of footprints in the sand was when Jesus unfollowed you

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There’s a visible meter floating above my head at all times slowly depleting since I last ate a big Ren Faire turkey leg

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i would describe my personality as a golden retriever with rabies

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“this is the sort of toxic behavior I thought we left behind on Twitter…” — me being escorted out of Smoothie King

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pressure intensifies

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Oh man, this I get

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Happy Friday Bluesky besties

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I'm not saying I grew up in a small town, but we had sex education and drivers ed in the same car! 🤷‍♂️

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Welcome, new arrivals to Bluesky! Looking to fill out your timeline? Try running skeet.labnotes.org, which will help you find your Twitter folks. You can do the same thing with the Sky Follower Bridge Extension on Chrome, too - better at the job, but a lot more time consuming.