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Professional voiceover artist. Writer/producer/performer: Contentment Corner, Post Atomic Horror, Endeavor. You might aspire to be as cunning. He/him.
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I just saw an Andy Borowitz “joke” for the first time in years and… boy, he’s as deeply unfunny as he ever was.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man is… adequate, but it does feature some absolutely top-notch voice acting. Colman Domingo as Norman Osborn in particular.

A James Bond TV show for a streaming service in 2025 is gonna be insufferable. Just 10 episodes of a guy that doesn't call himself either James Bond or 007 yet and then in the final episode, he orders a martini, shaken not stirred, and we all politely clap and Season 2 takes 5 years to come out

Felt compelled to make this michaelkupperman.com/shop/david-l...

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

This is why I got so completely into movies from the 30s - so much of them have an anti-capitalist tone that feels weirdly progressive by today’s standards, 90 years later.

Did you want a show where Spider-Man just lays around and has a chill time every episode

This is just to say I have fired the bureaucrats throughout your government Even the ones that were probably keeping planes in the air Forgive me I am not very smart So efficiency Much savings

Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

OOOOOOOH.

They screwed this all up.

87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room theonion.com/87-of-l...

I didn't even make it to the halfway point in my recent rewatch. Around the time Dick Tremaine showed up, I knew Squiggy wasn't far behind and it was time for me to go. I did skip ahead to the s2 finale, because I'm not a monster.

Republicans may not have been able to bring down the price of food, but at least they’ve made it more terrifying to fly than it was after 9/11. That’s true leadership.

I keep seeing this. Guys, their literal job is to figure out what to do. They are not helpless even if they are not the majority. I really hope we can stop treating some of the most powerful people in the world as helpless and without sentience.

I'm super excited to announce the new game I've been working on! This is my most personal work yet. 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗺𝗯 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗯𝗲𝗿 is as much about raiding tombs as it is about exploring your own personality. Wishlist it on STEAM: store.steampowered.com/app/3522010/... #indiedev #indiegames

Looking over potential auditions and the pronunciation guide for the characters in this novel includes the helpful note "g, as in gif."

Auditioning for smut books is still one of the most delightfully surreal experiences I've ever had. And it'll only be topped (heh) by me actually getting paid to read them.

Okay, maybe the Vulcans are assholes after all.

Because my eyebrows are so incredibly fair, I usually darken them a little when I have to go out or be on camera. But because that happens so rarely, I haven’t had a chance to get good at it and half the time I end ip looking like Bogdan from Breaking Bad.

You ever meet an old hippie who is way, way too focused on hating Nixon? Like, you get where they're coming from, but what about Reagan and Bush and all the other terrible politicians and policies? But I get it now. 100%. I am going to be big mad about these motherfuckers until the day I die.

If only the Capitol was as well protected on 1/6/21 as well as Musk’s Tesla showroom in NYC was today.

This Monday I'll be revealing my latest game in development! Along with the game announcement, I'll be debuting a brand new Devlog to chronicle my progress and learnings along the way, and hopefully connect with other fans and creators to really build something special.

getting fired from my closed captioning job for writing "[speaking English]" for all English dialogue

something for your heart today instagram.com/thisisfine_real

NEW MITCHELL AND WEBB SKETCH SHOW! www.channel4.com/press/news/m...

They need to rename the RFK Bridge to the Robert F. Kennedy, Sr. (You Know, The Good One) Bridge.

Our totally rad billionaire overlords

🔴 Brand new comic now up on @boingboing.bsky.social - A Calvinesque and Hobbesian look at a criminal presidency - boingboing.net/2025/02/12/t...

I always imagined younger people having trouble believing that the whole stupid “freedom fries” thing from 20 years ago actually happened. But I suppose “Gulf of America” makes it easier to understand.

They've finally done it, a car capable of saying the N word.

As I was digging around for a copy of a Discworld book on my Kindle app (we bought all of them as we did Death of Podcasts), I discovered that they weren't in my library anymore. Amazon shows that I purchased them, but they are no longer available for download.

I bet if every Democrat started referring to her as "the haggard whore from North Carolina" while in session, she'd quickly learn to adjust her vocabulary.

I just had to read a paragraph praising that British transphobe who wrote those kids books. Narrating audiobooks is my dream job and I feel very grateful to be doing it. But I will be a lot more grateful when I'm in a position to pick and choose what jobs I actually take.

I voted for Trump. But when he said he was going to wreck the economy, I didn’t know that he really meant that he was going to wreck the economy.

I love all my friends saying things like, “I wish I could make a career off being petty and making diss tracks” after the halftime show, and I’m out here like, “Have you considered academia?”

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

YOU WILL PRY MY EM DASH FROM MY COLD DEAD—AND LIFELESS—HANDS