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I haven't seen bombing that hard at 1130 pm since the first Gulf War coverage on CNN. #SNL

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Did #SNL lose a bet and have to bring this guy back? Did they spend so much on their 50th anniversary he is all they can afford?

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Celebrity Jeopardy? Seems more like Nearly-a-Celebrity Jeopardy.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The @washingtonpost.com needs a cancelation reason option that just says "Jeff Bezos." #washingtonpost

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Given all the free publicity they're getting right now, feels a little unnecessary for eggs to advertise. #snl #saturdaynightlive

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

That’s nothing. I found 13 contracts awarded to SpaceX since December totaling $77M. 1/

submitted 21 days ago • 556 comments

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

submitted 23 days ago • 168 comments

A former USDS employee who spoke to WIRED on condition of anonymity called the repurposing of the Digital Service an “A+ bureaucratic jiu-jitsu move.” read @telliotter.bsky.social on how DOGE will allow Elon Musk to surveil the US government from the inside: www.wired.com/story/doge-e...

submitted 40 days ago • 4 comments

So when all was said and done, the only country that opened it's prisons and sent crazy murderous criminals to prey upon innocent American citizens, was us.

submitted 42 days ago • 230 comments

Countries who aren’t part of the World Health Organization: - Liechtenstein - The United States Countries who are part of the World Health Organization: Literally everyone else

submitted 42 days ago • 262 comments

Since male sex organs don't develop until week 12, and classification begins "at conception," that means that all people are now classified as female? Or does conception not begin until sex is determined, so fetuses are not people until the 12th week?

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For the rest of my life I will never understand how MAGA is so furious about Dr. Fauci, who saved many lives, being pardoned by President Biden, but they're thrilled about January 6th thugs, who beat cops with flagpoles, being pardoned by trump.

submitted 43 days ago • 1062 comments

I was really hoping for the Washington/Baltimore Super Bowl to tear all my friend groups apart, but I guess we'll have to be peaceful, unify together and just hate Kansas City.

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I said I needed an Ovi goal tonight! 874 in OT for the win! #ALLCAPS

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If this is any indication of what the metro is going to be like going forward, I might have to start driving. Standing room only from the first stop on the line, @wmata.com you need to fix this before everyone is in the office full-time.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Why is the media like this?

submitted 52 days ago • 1819 comments

Elon’s estranged daughter has re-entered the chat

submitted 53 days ago • 464 comments

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Well, that was fucking crazy. Congrats America.

submitted 57 days ago • 210 comments

I genuinely feel bad for people in two-wheel drive cars who are obligated to go in today. Stay home; the roads are icy as fuck and your Corolla isn't going to easily make it over that snowbank.

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Ann Telnaes, who has worked at The Washington Post as an editorial cartoonist since 2008, says her cartoon below was killed — and now she has quit the paper.

submitted 60 days ago • 4 comments

Ovechkin PPG. 2-2

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

I only watch Andy Cohen once a year but I swear to God he's a national treasure! #CNNNYE

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

It's a NYE miracle - drunk Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen are back!

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Laid down my bike for the first time ever today. I can fix it easily enough this week, and my pride hurts more than anything, so I've definitely earned this pour (Weller 107) and the next few. #harleydavidson #harley #fxd #weller #whiskey #motorcycles

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Ugh. At the dealership and have to get a new tire, which means there is a not zero percent chance of going home in a Corvette instead.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Madden 25 for the PS5 is on sale for $28 and I literally bought it for the satisfaction of trading Geno. #seahawks

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Seattle never should have been in a position where a miracle 60-yard field goal was necessary to tie the game. #seahawks

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I know a lot of y’all left Twitter/X but the ex-wife of a January 6th defendant is burning his ass down over there right now🍿🤣

submitted 72 days ago • 198 comments

No other QB in the NFL needs the kind of time Geno does in the pocket to make a decision, and then when he gets it, he gets sacked. I'm begging the @seahawksofficial.com to draft a QB after this season. #seahawks

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Why did they wait until just now for Charbonnet to get the ball? He's been incredible, they should be using him more. #seahawks

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Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume? Journalist: it's called an em dash.

submitted 74 days ago • 20 comments

They’re going to shutdown the government before they even have a chance to run it.

submitted 76 days ago • 867 comments