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I'm a little high and watching MST3K and Pearl just said "Let's send them Track of the Moon Beast. It stars nobody and features nothing. I hope you gag on it." and it was maybe the funniest thing in the entire world

Well, it's disappointing to go 0-2 and get bounced out of the playoffs, but frankly I think it was a miracle the Löwen snuck in there in the first place. Now to watch the rest of the DEL playoffs without breaking into noisy swearing.

Oh my god

Finally can upload this here.

The original Hawk Tuah was when Helen Hunt spit on the back of Paul Reiser's head in the opening of Mad About You Now I just kick back and see if anyone likes this post

thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

Sam & Max Hit the Road (1993)

Please look forward to me finding a German baseball team to support and never shutting up about it, much like I have failed to shut up about German hockey.

Had two amazing things happen today: 1. Watched Löwen Frankfurt manage to get into the playoffs in spite of going like 2-6 (or worse? I have suppressed the memories already) at the end of the season. 2. Discovered there's professional baseball in Germany, and that games are streamed on YouTube.

This album kicks enormous amounts of ass, go listen to it and thank me later.

the wheel of time turns

dark souls 2 is a very good video game

Arcade Random Posting

- guys who are just on a different wavelength you know - guys who say "who let this guy in here" and point sideways at another guy with their thumb - innocent little guys who ain't done nothing to nobody you can't prove anything who's asking - Rick Moranis

Impossible to explain how much of an impact this dude and his show had on my sense of humor, seriously a bummer to see him go.

This was George Lowe's final performace as Space Ghost from the series Jellystone. An absolutely hilarious episode with an ending that has now become terribly poignant.

Finnegan's brakes

I shouldn't have to tell you to back this because you should have already done so. Still, back this.

How to ride a scooter safely🛴 スイーっと下まで行きますねっ☆あっ

This is Chiihei Otani. 大谷ちぃ平ですっ☆

quake, print ad (1997) archive.org/details/Inte...

Had the kind of vindaloo where I feel like I've been in a fight. Lovely.

Good morning I overslept because I was up late playing Monster Hunter Wilds

@vincentavatar.bsky.social This is why we have to get back to watching Dragonball at some point. To get to this point specifically.

The Löwen basically have to win out the season to have a chance of slipping in now. And all but one game from here on out is on the road. Not a situation you wanna be in!

I still think Brenner looked good but man, the number of sloppy passes that turned into shooting chances for Bremerhaven was just unreal.

Goddamn Pinguins

You'll know it's gotten real bad when I just start posting in German

This has been my DEL post as I sit here watching the Löwen tie it up against the Pinguin in the 2nd

Brenner looking great in goal. Let one by but he's been a wall for the most part. Now we just need the offense to perk up a bit more. I wanna see the Löwen make it into the playoffs but they gotta win tonight.

Hochul’s move here is profoundly racist and dehumanizing. Defining Palestinian studies as fundamentally antisemitic means defining Palestinians as something to be erased. It is genocidal. This is also an unacceptable attack on academic freedom. The governor should have no say in faculty hiring.

A piece of concept art in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book is overlaid with the text "Note: Relief is temporary." While it actually refers to the fact that the design of the relief carving is not finished, it inadvertently appears to make an existential statement instead.

A commercial so good it can't be contained in just one screenshot.

This is how it is. こうしてこうですっ☆こうですっ☆

Happy Twin Peaks day to those who celebrate

companies listening to what people say they want instead of making art and just giving them something has been ruinous for games, movies and more for the last 10-15 years

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

bro be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd

Everybody only remembers that one song but Chumbawumba is the realness. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLkP... #Punk #Music

This Berenstain Bears lunchbox from 1993 captures a simpler time, before internet misinformation and social media, when the family computer primarily provided us with incomplete jigsaw puzzles, treble clefs, apples, and live fish

I have never watched any German Krimi film (unless M counts?) and yet I am so strangely intrigued by this?

Congratulations to Team Canada for winning at the sport they love so well.

i find it comforting on a deep emotional level that Bruce Campbell sized up our present political moment and decided to become an anti-AI activist

Castlevania (Nintendo 64, 1999)