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“This is a nice country we have here. It’d be a shame if we had to kick you out for non-payment.”
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Donald John Trump, convicted felon, adjudged sex offender, and president of the United States, is mentally unwell.
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I’m 3,000 miles away and was last in New York City when I was in the womb. Super excited for #zohran anyway.
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Getting people’s names wrong? Not Jefferson Davis Vance!
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So I guess Trump just declared war on California. I’d bet on California.
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Who Is The Administrator Of Doggerel?
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The name sounds vaguely like a sex toy. Maybe that’s part of the appeal.
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I feel like Crooked underpaid you after the utter destruction of Ben Hethcoat.
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It’s not the size of the Kat in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the Kat.
… I’m so sorry. I’ll see myself out.
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Being 2000 miles away, I can’t do any of the painting, but I hope someone puts up an Abby Gazebo.
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If America survives the Trump regime, we actually do have to shutter ICE and start over from scratch. You can’t reform the Gestapo.
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There is no administrator of DOGE, there is only Zuul
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Is … is he okay?
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Does this mean Twitter’s about to be banned? Please?
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Courage is always full-price, but cowardice is selling at an all-time low!
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I would never be so gauche as to describe Pam Bondi as a Nazi. But she seems to like working for them and is very committed to their cause.
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Lordy, I hope you’re running in 2028.
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Schumer is an obsolete old fool. Move him out.
Also, imagine if 65 were the *mandatory* retirement age, not just when you’re eligible for SocSec and Medicare. Reagan could never have been president and royally fucked the United States.
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So excited for this. Ivory for Mastodon is excellent, and I bet this is at least as good. 👍🏻👍🏻
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Shout him down. Shout him down till you’re hoarse, then shout him down some more. Make him look small, frightened, and impotent before the American people. And then keep shouting until he runs away gibbering in terror.
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It starts with an I. Ipecac? No, that would be illegal. Imagination? No, he doesn’t have that. Im … im … impetus? That, he could have. Im … well, I’m sure it’ll come to me.
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Trump’s comment is a call for the next Democratic president to be assassinated.
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At some point, the rest of the world will decide that they won’t negotiate with terrorists. And then there may be no unfucking this republic.
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It’s not your fault his head is weird, Ben.
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Trump is old and mentally feeble. He should have to earn every inch of control he tries to take, until he’s so exhausted than no amount of hamberders, covfefe, and Diet Coke can save him.
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“How the Word is Passed” by Clint Smith III was amazing. Great look into how we talk about (and whitewash) history.
And “Needful Things” by Stephen King is stuck in my head as I look at America’s weird shift to selfish fuck-you culture.
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If ever there were a time when it would be appropriate to ask a Supreme Court justice, “Are you fucking kidding me?” this would be that time.