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submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

submitted 36 days ago • 7 comments

Trump threatens "very high" tariffs on Denmark over Greenland. He’s deranged. This is not the language of an ally. Greenland need to build its societal, media, cyber & political defences against Trump. And place some troops too.

submitted 45 days ago • 90 comments

Trump is again literally copying Hitler's Playbook with his new post justifying taking Greenland. He wrote “I am hearing that the people of Greenland are ‘MAGA." Hitler used same playbook to justify invading Czechoslovakia saying there were many Germans there who wanted him to take the country.

submitted 46 days ago • 21 comments

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submitted 46 days ago • 3 comments

What didn’t kill me didn’t make me stronger. It gave me crippling anxiety, a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, some really nasty nightmares, the ability to drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, and made me into a cynic who cusses way more than necessary.

submitted 65 days ago • 764 comments

submitted 70 days ago • 10 comments

If you ask me, this would have been a much better choice for Time’s Person of the Year.

submitted 72 days ago • 1857 comments

the one moment i’m seeing political news the next i just see straight up ass. humankind is truly something.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck the Plaque-enthusiasts Get your vaccines, while you still can!

submitted 71 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

2016 was like, fuuuck. But at least the poets and musicians will save us. 2024 is like, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiuuuuuhahapoliouuuuuuuuuuuuuck

submitted 72 days ago • 6 comments

so america: military coup anyone?

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

people who leave trash in shopping carts should be fed to the creature

submitted 72 days ago • 18 comments

not my fault the human spirit can’t be broken 😔

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

daily reminder to stay hydrated & not give a fuck about what other people think 🩷

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I am boring . I don’t want to optimize, maximize or monetize everything I want to talk to nice people about fun stuff from my comfy ass couch Without transphobes or Nazis I’m BASIC BITCH! It’s okay I don’t want to explain mass coms and feature design ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME

submitted 72 days ago • 5 comments

all i need is a fat ass and a fat account por favorrrrr

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

and he said it was big, this is the shit that gets me mad

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

save my spirit, with extra gravy please. a bitch is going through it

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Yes I admit it. Im going straight to hell for posting this. But this is funny

submitted 72 days ago • 6 comments

free my man luigi fr 😔

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

don't ask me i only twerk here

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve got big dreams, a big ass and a big list of medications that i take

submitted 72 days ago • 6 comments

Girlies, when you are meeting a group of men: If the cute, sweet, quiet one is friends with the loud misogynistic asshole, he holds the exact same beliefs underneath. If he didn't, he would never tolerate that guy. He just has a shyer personality. Don't mistake it for goodness.

submitted 81 days ago • 59 comments

My thought for this Tuesday ☕️☕️☕️

submitted 82 days ago • 511 comments

No matter what happens, he's STILL a convicted felon. FOREVER.

submitted 96 days ago • 1422 comments

Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me. I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc

submitted 96 days ago • 6109 comments

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

submitted 96 days ago • 1283 comments