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I’m so relieved.

ASIO predicts that by the end of the decade, foreign intelligence services would likely focus on undermining community support for #AUKUS, and potential sabotage. Dudes, we don't need foreign intelligence to tell us that AUKUS sucks great big donkey balls. That's already a done deal. #auspol

“We need to close our borders to keep dangerous criminals off our streets.” *Releases 1,500 dangerous criminals on to our streets.*

Drones?

NEW: After reviewing leaked documents, we have found UnitedHealth is strategically limiting access to a treatment for thousands of children with autism across the country in order to cut costs. Advocates say the company’s strategy may be illegal. www.propublica.org/article/unit... 👇

Do you think they got the message?

If you ask me, this would have been a much better choice for Time’s Person of the Year.

“If he trains hard, manages to break that 10 second barrier and then goes on to win eight Olympic Gold medals, then who knows what he could achieve? Quite possibly a two-month stint with a mid-tier soccer club in Australia"

Syrian state TV is now broadcasting just a single, still image. It reads: “The great revolution has triumphed and the Assad regime has fallen.” History. #Syria 🇸🇾

Life tip: you can insert USB cables correctly the first time most of the time by ensuring the USB symbol is facing up (or to the right if it's on its side).

Millions voted for a gov driven by Oligarchs, ideologically opposed to Universal health care, yet millions now treating man who allegedly killed CEO of one of largest Health insurers in U.S. as a vigilante ‘hero’ Could U.S. finally wake up under inevitable dystopia of Musk &his useful idiot,Trump?

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

Still no details or credible policies; just the same vacuous, sanctimonious BS from Australia’s own Temu Trump… echoed relentlessly across our spineless and soulless MSM #LNPNeverAgain

Seven turns out to be the limit of gas-funded coverage in the Murdoch tabloids. Bet they would never run a comment piece like this one:

Thoughts?

Who else refers to their cat as "the terrorist?"

A photo I posted of graffiti in Syria in 2014. "One day the war will be over and I will return to my poem" I hope they will return to their poem

Damascus is in rebel hands.

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

I’m rereading The Great Gatsby, and I’m happy to see that even in 1920s literature, “rich white football player” was synonymous for “huge piece of shit”

I just had an ENTIRE 6th GRADE CLASS email me with questions about ancient Egypt because their teacher *assigned them to do it.* What in the actual fresh hell? Teachers, there is this magical place called a LIBRARY, full of BOOKS, which have WORDS and KNOWLEDGE. Do your job. Mine ain't this.

When you compare the size of the top glass to the size of the bottle you understand how brilliant this cartoon is—and how accurate

**** yourself

Traffic from Bluesky to @bostonglobe.com is already 3x that of Threads, and we are seeing 4.5x the conversions to paying digital subscribers.

You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???

If X is the Stanford Prison Experiment... What is Bluesky?

I was already excited to click on a news story about Rudy Giuliani having a meltdown in court today and YELLING at the judge. But nothing prepared me for the courtroom sketch

Funny because true.

Project 2025 seeks to ban pornography and video games. Wait till they find out they cant fuck around anymore.

Robodebt brought fear and misery to tens of thousands of Australians. Some killed themselves. Yet still these four arseholes escape untouched.

Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"

One thing I find interesting about the echo chamber complaint is that an echo chamber just won a presidential election. Put aside the convo of whether it’s “good” or “bad” for a moment. The far right has devoted enormous resources + time to building echo chambers & loathes spaces they don’t control

If a Civil War breaks out, meet me at the library. They don’t know where, or what it is!

How do they afford the donuts then?

Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over

We are all witnessing anticipatory obedience in real time.

One thing I hope we can do as Bluesky gets larger is be less tolerant of the resistance grifters who will try to hack the platform for engagement and growth without any interest in adding anything substantive or meaningful It’s a different kind of troll.

The new Secretary of Education!?