afleming.bsky.social
Wonkette's token Canadian. Professional boat driver. Vancouverite. https://substack.com/@flematic
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Have you watched any Jack Reacher? Shameless LH ripoff.
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It’s certainly better than Squah.
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I’m stuck working a side gig today and so will miss the call-in but a humble suggestion to unfuck the CBC would be to hire me. Fully bilingual with decades of newsroom experience and yet they’ve never responded to any of many job applications. 🤷♂️
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I’d need to clear it with my sister but got any tentative dates? Don’t think I have your phone number
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Honestly? I might be able to arrange an empty home on Pender with Wi-Fi. My parents’ place is empty after they both moved into care.
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Primal fucking scream, my friend
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At the acceptable risk of losing Don Cherry to an aneurysm
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I don’t think I’ve ever bitten my nails watching a game quite so much as tonight. Symbolism is off the motherfucking charts.
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Bold choice to quote a man named Israel to support your argument in favour of seizing foreign territory by force. Especially in an outlet with blood already on its hands from cheerleading for the war in Iraq.
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As if the X-men would be caught dead there.
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It’s allowed. Only when he’s playing for Team Canada obv
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First I’ve heard of it but I’ve got until the end of the month. Still piggy-backing on my sister’s Netflix but only watching allegedly Canadian shows.
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Misread that at first and thought "is that what Muricans call Neil Young?" But otherwise, yes please.
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I’d also accept a suicide after being slipped ayuahasca and taking a hard look in the mirror.
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Coming soon to an inbox near you! But you can find plenty of recent writing examples on my feed until then.
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Then do I have a book suggestion for you, internet person I suspect I’d like irl. open.substack.com/pub/andrewfl...
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Regret to say this was all very predictable: www.wonkette.com/p/star-spang...
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I believe they’re called screameasies
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I can see my office! (It’s the ocean.)
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Sarah! Finally slayed FB but still on fence with Insta. Still kinda need it for work.
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A shame Gritty is orange though.