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afleming.bsky.social
Wonkette's token Canadian. Professional boat driver. Vancouverite. https://substack.com/@flematic
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these tariffs are affecting hardworking everyday americans already - for example i told everyone my fake girlfriend was living in canada and now i have to make up how she feels about them

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

That time Elon Musk’s mom got freaky in a Beyoncé video. This and more in my latest for Wonkette. www.wonkette.com/p/canadians-...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My two cents on the symbolic win by Canada the other night. #4nationfaceoff www.wonkette.com/p/pissed-off...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I see what you did there.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I’m planning on writing about the Canada vs USA hockey game tonight and wanted to use this image for a “our Hanson brothers can beat up your Hanson brothers” joke. But apperently the characters from Slap Shot aren’t actually Canadian. I just always assumed.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Fentanyl Czar, Fentanyl Czar, does whatever a Fentanyl Czar does. My latest for Wonkette: www.wonkette.com/p/a-czar-is-...

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Shrewd move by #4nations to get a Canadian soldier to sing the US anthem to discourage booing. Although I sure don’t envy the guy if he’s on social media.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

"The history of this country tells me that poor whites will put up with pretty much anything as long as they feel Black people are getting it worse." www.thenation.com/article/poli...

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I’m new to Apple Music and was amused there is no Kanye West “Essentials”

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I just symbolically deleted my seldom used Amazon account and have to admire the chutzpah of being asked to please provide them my cellphone number anyway on the way out the door. #fuckbezos

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Danishes and maple syrup would be pretty sweet together! My latest for @wonkettemedia.bsky.social arguing Canada & Denmark should totally hook up: www.wonkette.com/p/hey-denmar...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

by @afleming.bsky.social "Denmark, I hope you might be open to our countries hooking up. We’ve got so much in common we’d absolutely be a match if the UN had an in-house dating app! Here’s a handy top 10 list of some potential green flags to entice swiping right on the Great White North, eh:"

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I just cancelled Disney+ for patriotic reasons and off to the liquor store for a bottle of bourbon to celebrate!

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Congratulations! I’ve reluctantly accepted I’m NEVER gonna make the cut.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Are we allowed to say we wish that kid hadn’t missed yet or still nah?

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Hopefully the first of many! Let's see Dougie squirm his way out of this one.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Gord Downie would’ve turned 61 today. Imagine how devastated he’d be about where his country is at today and being as powerless as anyone to stop it. Americans never listened to the Hip even in better times. open.substack.com/pub/andrewfl...

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

So the new Aga Khan, spiritual leader of millions of Ismaili Muslims, is a guy I used to get high with in first-year university. Not that this should be in any way be disqualifying. And he was always very generous in letting friends borrow his Harley. www.cbc.ca/news/world/r...

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Yet another reason I’m pissed at America now is I have to remember my damn reading glasses when I go shopping

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I hate being right

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve deleted FB & Twitter accounts but still on IG but only for the “link in bio” workaround for resistance reasons.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Re-upping a post from last year: Five important Canadians to celebrate on Black History Month. www.wonkette.com/p/canadian-b...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote this several days ago predicting booing the US anthem would become a thing. Le sigh. www.wonkette.com/p/star-spang...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, if this poll is to be believed the premier is wildly out of step with the public opinion in Alberta

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

You can count on Crip!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Latest post’s comments tally is holding at 666 and honestly that feels about right for 2025.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Nine out of 10 premiers agree to never surrender with potential trade war. No word on wearing their sunglasses at night. My latest for Wonkette: www.wonkette.com/p/nine-out-o...

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

They wore sanitary napkins on their ears and diapers on the outside to display their loyalty but even the diehards don’t paint themselves orange. Replicating the ‘do would obviously be near impossible.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

“How can anyone watch a depiction of good struggling with evil, knowing that in reality evil has its own cable news network and most of the audience just voted for the Joker?”

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments