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ahawkwrites.bsky.social
She/her. Writer, editor, nerd. Editor at @tomeworksedits.bsky.social. Listen to my short story "Once Abandoned" on Escape Pod! bio.site/ahawkwrites
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Say it after me: Chat GPT is not a search engine. It does not scan the web for information, it just generates statistically likely sentences. You cannot use it a search engine, or as a substitute for searching. Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.

I’m not gonna jump on this guns a-blazin’, but I think the urge to cater to this type of reader is misguided, in regards to both creative integrity and long-term success.

The houseplants aren't toys until the leaves fall off 😻

Co-working space 😂

Colossal Bioscience did not revive dire wolves, despite a sensationalist Time Magazine cover story. Making genetically modified animals that are cosplaying as extinct species is not de-extinction.

i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together

Lmbo

The AaN Press catalogue is definitely worth checking out! So many fantastic books to be found there (including a couple with stories by yours truly)

Hello????? Can I help you sir????

You've no doubt heard that the Great Library of Alexandria was destroyed in a fire and with it, centuries of knowledge, learning & prose. But that's not the ACTUAL story. The TRUE story of the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria has more to teach us than the myth.

Me: "I'm so sick of all these old people running our country" My 70yo MIL: *takes that extremely personally and rails about listening to your elders* My 80yo grandma: "YEP, kick all those old fuckers out"

this is the best articulation ever of what it's taken me a decade of covering VC-fueled tech to understand

If you’re nominating for awards this year, please do consider the work that Hexagon published in 2024! We published 18 short stories, and two short comics from a ton of amazing contributors. 🧡

I'm saying it right now: NAZIS ARE AWFUL HUMANS. Worst of the worst. They can eat shit & die and I don't want their money either

Heard some noise behind me, turned around and 👀🤣

So I guess I just....like oranges now? Huh.

Current status 🫠

Touching grass is no longer enough. I need to fade into the wood until I'm a mere echo of memory. I need to moulder in a bed of fallen leaves. I need to be ✨subsumed✨

Another win for today: I finally finished the quilt top I worked on all last year! 😃 I still have to quilt and bind it but I struggled so much with this top that having it done is a huge accomplishment. My second quilt ever 🥹

Welcome to a new year on one particular calendar, sapient observers! To start off 2025, we have an original for you: "Once Abandoned" by @ahawkwrites.bsky.social. Check it out!

Publication news! My short story about pigeons aired on @escapepod.org yesterday. Check it out: escapepod.org/2025/01/02/e...

Here's a teaser from "O Christmas Lamp," by @ahawkwrites.bsky.social . Prepare to laugh and be charmed as you hear her read live at our author event! Don't forget to register on Eventbrite: https://bit.ly/CryptidReading #Mothman #Carols #Humor #Zine #Reading #Author #Zine

Getting back on my bullshit* *painting another part of our house a color that will make flippers & realtors everywhere clutch their pearls 😂

Near miss by my haters today but I came out on top 😎 aka this limb fell less than 10 minutes after I walked under it

The moment of panic when you're walking and a car passes you, practically screeches to a stop directly in your path of travel, pops the trunk, and two people start to get out of the back seat 😳

There's a new Librarian project incoming and I'm super excited for it! Back the Kickstarter to snag your own copy 😃

Seeing pollinators all over our primrose patch makes me so happy 🥰

I need an AP Literature teacher to tell me what it means when I home after being on vacation for five days and find a dessicated frog???? On the floor????

Me, crocheting: I love this yarn! The yarn:

USPS please deliver my mail it's been in Houston for 14 days I am beggingggg 😩

Tonight's episode of "why am I awake at 2:39am" is brought to me by that one time a baggage agent scolded me for waiting for her help while she physically went around me to help the people behind me in line instead

The winter holidays are almost over for another year, but you can still find me, and @ahawkwrites.bsky.social, in the WritespaceHouston holiday gift guide @aanpress.bsky.social's The Librarian is a book for all the book lovers in your life. www.writespacehouston.org/holiday-gift...

It's finally cool enough to have the windows open, I am *living* 🥹

I just got a very nice surprise from @aanpress.bsky.social 😀 I love it!!

Young people: The GOP is floating an amendment to raise the voting age from 18 to 25. Vivek Ramaswamy is openly promoting it. They’re scared of your votes and want to silence you. Act appropriately in 2024.

Is....is that a threat?