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aj-pdx.bsky.social
just another shmuck who can’t seem to master upper case.
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It’s not fair to feel both nauseated and starved at the same time.

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Life is beautiful. Eat ass.

submitted 5 days ago • 19 comments

Protect your peace.

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@recordercub.bsky.social BDE, but for glutes.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Tip of the day: Keep your cleaning bleach separate from your drinking bleach

submitted 13 days ago • 15 comments

At the gym, I spend a lot of energy making sure I don’t look like I’m in a pooping posture between sets.

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On the bright side, if the USA crumbles, it would be a great time for whatever comes next to embrace the Metric System. #CascadiaNow

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

the whole 2020-2024 era of “dems shouldnt aggressively use the levers of power bc then republicans will do the same thing when theyre elected” sure looks dumb as dog shit right now huh

submitted 20 days ago • 185 comments

Feeling this very much today. Via poetryisnotaluxury on Instagram.

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Apparently telling someone they’re “porkable” isn’t a term of endearment...even if written in calligraphy.

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I'll bet the cat forgets Valentine's Day again.

submitted 26 days ago • 6 comments

look on the bright side maybe in a few hundred million years the earth can try again

submitted 35 days ago • 27 comments

The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.

submitted 53 days ago • 178 comments

specializing in the diagnosis and treatment of saturday night fever

submitted 57 days ago • 30 comments

Cuteness under the blanket

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

submitted 57 days ago • 10 comments