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they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh

submitted 35 days ago • 204 comments

i'm going to boycott the nfl if they ever stop rigging the league in favor of my team

submitted 36 days ago • 126 comments

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Never post

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Les Enfants d’Ouranos (flipped), by JR, 2022

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Every once in a while I think about the Oakland A's hat that accidentally looks like it says "ASS" that MLB Shop pulled off its website before I had the chance to buy it

submitted 47 days ago • 113 comments

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Really might be my favorite football image ever

submitted 50 days ago • 164 comments

Here's 81 year old congresswoman Virginia Foxx who just fell down the stairs in Congress blanking on the House floor before being told what to say by a staffer in 2023

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when i buy a new juicer and insist i'm going to use it all the time and disassemble and clean it regularly

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I think about this quote a lot

submitted 57 days ago • 105 comments

The congressman posting this is 74-years-old and disclosed his cancer diagnosis 2 days after reelection

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Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine* Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary? Me (kicking dirt): No

submitted 61 days ago • 42 comments

Evergreen

submitted 63 days ago • 216 comments

If an elected official in their 80s can't string a sentence together, it is not ageist to point that out. Part of why the gerontocracy exists is because the news media is so squeamish about calling this stuff out

submitted 63 days ago • 69 comments

he's dying of cancer btw

submitted 63 days ago • 82 comments

One of the top congresspeople standing between us and a government shutdown is a senile 79-year-old who missed two weeks of votes last month due to back issues

submitted 65 days ago • 61 comments

👍

submitted 67 days ago • 118 comments

Democrats just picked a dying, cancer-stricken 74-year-old to be ranking member of a powerful watchdog committee

submitted 68 days ago • 167 comments

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When pink floyd sang "the lunatic is in the hall", it nearly gave me a heart attack

submitted 71 days ago • 46 comments

lmao

submitted 71 days ago • 78 comments

This week in gerontocracy

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Corporate media, a play in 3 acts

submitted 72 days ago • 121 comments

I've obtained a copy of Luigi Mangione's job resume. He worked as head counselor for over 40 students, managing “all aspects of residential life such as health and discipline." Oh, and he interned as video game developer (Civilization VI). Read it here:

submitted 76 days ago • 45 comments

Currently crying laughing at the fact that my gf just called James Gandolfini “Gandalf Mancini” thinking that was his actual name. I’m losing it.

submitted 76 days ago • 50 comments

Aaron Rodgers skipping practice for a Netflix documentary about himself is a truly fitting intro into the inspiring story of a once great player who bounced back from a devastating injury to lead a historically woebegone franchise to their worst season in a decade

submitted 80 days ago • 424 comments

playing my top songs of the year playlist on shuffle then acting surprised that every song is a banger

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

well you see, this is what winning teams do. they squeak out miracle wins on freak bullshit endings over and over because they actually kind of suck

submitted 86 days ago • 170 comments

mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus

submitted 90 days ago • 213 comments

i think that saquon barkley is the worst player in the history of football

submitted 90 days ago • 54 comments

Most insane moment on the new Kendrick was at the very end when he said my full legal name, thanked me for listening, and said I'm the only one who truly understands what he's saying

submitted 91 days ago • 49 comments