…And looking at his disciples He said; “He who layeth the points with the Bulls shall surely find favor with thine bookie”. And they were all amazed as he shotgunned a Keystone Light.
But did he? I mean his dad sent him to be betrayed by his own friends and framed by the government to be ruthlessly murdered. And we’ve never seen him since. Just a little statue at Christmas. #newplan
And before anyone replies “well 26 isn’t *that* many points, maybe Jesus should be OC and not DC,” I really think turn the other cheek guy is much better suited for defense
I would prefer to believe in a Jesus that would not root for Liberty football, both because they stand for bad things and because they're not especially talented or fun to watch and there are better choices.
Missed the end of the game, but I really hope whoever they got for the on-field postgame interview for Buffalo led off with "First and foremost, I'd like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ..."
Professing devotion while advancing an institution that profits from oppression is certainly something that commandment warns against. Though I guess there wasn't much advancing done today
Maybe he should read the playbook and put down the "good"book.
I'm so tired of religious right nuts being in our faces everywhere, all at once and then claiming THEY are being censored and victimized. It is MY eyes that are offended here.
Which is honestly hilarious because in actuality he lost so everyone else could win. He threw the game for the gamblers who believed his talk before the game.
See when evangelicals are looking for signs from God around every corner they always miss very obvious signs like this smh y’all need to improve your relationship with the Lord
Treating this like a youth group mission trip to the Bahamas. Wearing a Jesus Won shirt around town, giving locals a boring performance and spending a couple of days at a resort
Daniel 7:26 (NIV): "But the court will sit, and his power will be taken away and completely destroyed forever."
That court consists of a random MAC team and some CUSA teams, clearly.
The past tense here is really messing with me. I would have thought someone wearing this shirt would be proclaiming that “Jesus Wins.” “Jesus Won” suggests he isn’t now or that everything is over, and that certainly doesn’t appear to be the case.
I was referring to the Liberty head coach . I hope that the Liberty head coach and his wife only have sex for procreation and not pleasure. That may be the reason why he lost today.
The thing Jesus was most famous for was the winning, he was someone before the late career nails. A force in the temple, calm in the pocket, he coulda gone further if he didn’t always have problems with management and ownership.
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“Jerry Junior Just Watches”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtfaqTBG4fU
Naah Jesus is cackling 🤣
— Luke 1, Matthew 4, James 5, Revelation 21, and so forth
Liberty, A school founded by one of the biggest bigots of the 20th century, isn’t a school it’s a cult
- Matthew 20:16
"Things were going great until Jesus made us fumble in the third quarter."
Fuck the poor!"
1st GOPs 12-24
Jesus is for WINNERS
I'm so tired of religious right nuts being in our faces everywhere, all at once and then claiming THEY are being censored and victimized. It is MY eyes that are offended here.
That court consists of a random MAC team and some CUSA teams, clearly.
Psalm 118: 24