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Trump is considering abolishing FEMA and forcing states to deal with natural disasters. “I’d rather see the states take care of their own problems,” he said. I wonder how Florida, Texas, Louisiana, North Carolina & South Carolina feel about “taking care of their own problems” without federal help.

I got to explain the 14th amendment to my class today. Many didn’t know it was a reconstruction amendment. This is why one of the best things we can do is provide the history behind what leads to the madness. People truly don’t know.

✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨

The truth of January 6th can't be erased. Watch the pardoned criminals brutally attacking police inside the Capitol and see what some call 'patriotism.' No spin, just facts. adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/revisiting...

Why do Florida's millions of workers keep putting up with a system the Republicans who run our state designed to fail?!? Probably because stories like these live exclusively behind paywalls.

If your spouse needs a safe word with her friends to protect herself from you, you should be in therapy. Or in prison. Not the Secretary of Defense.

Workplace raids have begun—none of these people were rapists or criminals. Even if you’re not a US citizen, you still have due process in this country. 3 workers in Newark were taken into custody by ICE w/out a warrant. One, a veteran, endured the humiliation of having his military docs questioned.

I’m done dating humans. I’ve got a better idea—

Can’t say I feel the same, Baby Purps.

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If Trump doesn't want to get sentenced on Friday he can just flee to Venezuela or Moscow

Chapter 5 “On Tyranny” @timothysnyder.bsky.social is for all to remember the obligations of professions. Doctors-Hippocratic Oath to refrain from causing harm or hurt, to prescribe only beneficial treatments. Lawyers-Oath to uphold the Constitution. Police, firemen too We need to hold them to this.

This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago. In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists. Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.

One more reminder about January 6, 2021 especially for Jews who support Trump. There were people in the crowd at the Capitol wearing antisemitic shirts, because no matter what they are protesting, there will always be people who blame us.

Wow! Biden completely outsmarted Trump with his executive order to permanently ban drilling in 625 million acres of ocean. Biden didn’t just sign it, he invoked the 1953 Outer Continental Shelf Lands Act. Trump can ONLY undo it with an act of Congress or in the courts. Dark Brandon strikes again!

First post 😬 Hope you enjoy 💕 open.substack.com/pub/alanawul...

After some Costco shareholders asked the company to end its DEI policies, this was their response: “Our board has considered this proposal and believes that our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary." This explains why Costco is an industry leader!

Me, a public health person, just sitting over here reflecting on the fact that the US has experienced a 7% increase in infant mortality post-Dobbs. Like, do you realize what that says about this society from an ethical perspective? That we made policy choices that caused this? #PHEthx

I don’t know what to do. It’s not safe to live in the US anymore. I have an undiagnosed chronic illness & chronic pain (thanks, shitty healthcare system), therefore work is limited or non existent. This makes emigrating nearly impossible. So I just get to suffer & die? God bless America, I guess.

never had a politician — much less a prominent state party chair — tell me to kill myself before, but here we are

Hakeem Jeffries weighs in on the Elon-Trump plan to shutdown the government

Just a reminder that in 2019, RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine misinformation campaign helped cause a measles outbreak in Samoa that killed 83 people, mostly kids. Do you really want him to lead the Department of Health and Human Services?

BREAKING: Republicans reject spending bill, under pressure from Trump and Musk Look at that headline. When the fuck did Musk get elected? BTW: The government will grind to a halt just after midnight on Saturday.

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy were never elected to Congress and should have ZERO say in any talks about keeping the government open.

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget

📌“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” ― Lyndon B. Johnson *(One of the most prescient things ever said by anybody.)

As the oligarchy begins to take shape, this meme seems more prescient than ever. They have convinced you that immigrants are your enemy while they pick your pockets at the same time, you’ve been duped. It’s the billionaires who are ruining this country,not migrants. Always has been. #RiseAndResist

DoJ watchdog confirms there were no undercover FBI agents at Capitol on Jan 6. Conspiracy theory squashed. Also, Trump should be in prison for inciting the insurrection. Have a great day.

Homeboy stopped the wrong lady (H/T @agirlhasnopres.bsky.social )

So Mace walked into the House today with her arm in a sling and posted 500 tweets that she was the victim of a violent assault and THIS is what happened????

When you forget to switch to your burner account

To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.

📍Venice, Italy

Time Magazine is a Nazi sympathizer. I said what I said.

I don't care what TIME says. MY Person of the Year is Kamala Harris. TIME got it wrong. So did America.

Nothing about the 2024 election was fair. Nothing about the 2024 election was free. Adversarial regimes interfered so a budding fascist could take over. Hope you’re happy, America. Because now people have to put their lives on the line to save your sorry ass.

Please pay attention to what the GOP is doing in North Carolina. They are continuing to try to steal a state Supreme Court seat. youtu.be/cHzbdAdR4vE

SMITE!!!

When they talk about privatizing Veterans’ care and Medicare, they mean allowing companies to provide healthcare for a profit. But how do companies make those profits? By *denying* care to many who need it. Don’t get fooled by the “privatization” label. It means “for profit” and YOU are the cost.

Amber Nelson from the Last Podcast Network has been one of my favorites for a while. In a recent episode of Some Place Under Neith, she said a phrase that reminded me why she is. The phrase, you ask? “Because they go to Bohemian Grove and touch dick tips, that’s why.”

So, library of congress no longer has a direct link to the Indian Removal Act? We now have to sift through statute volumes? I mean, that’s fine… this is a good chance to interpret American History correctly and document it as it should be. Silly fascists.

BREAKING: Amnesty International says Israel is committing genocide in Gaza in new report:

If you see this post, can you please help spread this information? #ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US. People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women! Let’s spread word! ❤️✊

Today, #KashPatel sent a letter to my counsel @markzaidesq.bsky.social threatening to sue & demanding I retract my MSNBC comments on his unfitness to serve as FBI Director. This follows his threats against media & political opponents, showing how he might act if confirmed. I stand by my statements.

pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....