alanrodriguez.me
Dad & Dude | Designer & Developer | Cooking & Baking | Seahawks & Raiders | Fantasy & Football
https://alanrodriguez.me
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Your landscaper does your roof and gutters too?! Who are these magical people?
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The DeBarge sample really makes it special.
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People who use AI think that they’re skipping to the success when they’re skipping to the failure. You begin and end your life as someone who has not written the novel, you did not teach yourself to express what was inside of you, you died without making something that no one else could make.
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ScHoolboy Q is so proud rn.
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Also if you wiped with your non-dominant hand, does that make you a switch-shitter?
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DJ Quak
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Have you seen this masterpiece yet? bsky.app/profile/bubb...
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I need this on mobile. Or maybe I don’t, if I wanna do anything productive.
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DUN DUN (fart noise)
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We Americans might suck at protesting, but we can sue the shit out of you. Schmidt should contact his local ACLU.
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Whoop my daughters in Mario Kart every single time. The day they beat me fair and square will be one of the proudest moments of my life. I can’t wait!
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All the damn time! Sometimes i feel stupid for wasting time writing something just to delete it, but I also probably save myself the headache of notifications and arguing with strangers.
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It's their prerogative, JP. They can do what they wanna do.
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Also beat my first gold stake today. Must be something in the air. bsky.app/profile/alan...
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You know Marshawn and KJ are stoked.
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Idiocracy’s whole premise, basically.
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Wow! Saturday ones are a beast too--so many long answers!
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Every year, I ask her if we should do anything for Valentine's day, and she always responds with the most disgusted and exhausted reaction, lol.
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“Dear Taylor…”
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This is a masterpiece
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How the hell are y’all getting such good jokers? I’ve been stuck on the orange stake for weeks! 😭
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The LA Lukas