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“Let me tell you two things about myself. I am a lawyer, I can be painfully vindictive, and I do not play fair.”
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submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Mining billionaire Clive Palmer has denied his new ‘Trumpet of Patriots’ political party is blindly following Donald Trump, saying his Australia-first party would field candidates in all 50 states. theshovel.com.au/2025/02/19/c...

submitted 13 days ago • 14 comments

Niki Savva reveals that Peter Dutton is too scared “to appear with Anika Wells” on the Today show’s political segment. “He said that he wants only Richard Marles” “Surely that couldn’t be bcoz he’s afraid to front up with a woman…?”💥🔥🤣#ABCInsiders

submitted 23 days ago • 44 comments

The Liberal Party of Australia has made an ad about its Nuclear Plan, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBqV...

submitted 26 days ago • 40 comments

Today two world-class cunts came together to have a cunt-off at the White House Read more: chaser.com.au/world/cunt-o...

submitted 27 days ago • 34 comments

This is so good.

submitted 28 days ago • 626 comments

A very fascinating paper went up on the arXiv today! Jesse Han & El-Badry et al. reanalysed the 21 known 'hypervelocity' stars in the #milkyway. They find strong evidence that the LMC (Large Milky/Magellanic Cloud) has a supermassive black hole at its core! 🤯 arxiv.org/abs/2502.00102

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

New video just dropped… and you might actually be able to see it because I’m sharing it on Bluesky! youtu.be/Fv38P3CPglU

submitted 28 days ago • 103 comments

Speaking on a motion on antisemitism Lidia Thorpe reminds Senators that antisemitism “Is a form of racism & white supremacy” & blasts the Liberal Party who “struck out the word racism” from the original motion. “I don’t know what your relationship is with white supremacy!”💥 youtu.be/0kJmmKWoMpA?...

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

My latest article for The Shot. Please join me as we mercilessly mock Queen Gina, patron saint of global warming, and her merry gang of sycophants at something called National Mining Day . . . or as Gina would say, National Mahning Day. #drillbabydrill theshot.net.au/uncategorize...

submitted 32 days ago • 143 comments

ABC running straight up propaganda for Dutton’s fake Nuclear Energy plan. Astroturfing regional communities to vote for their own destruction is insane. The LNP will never build a nuclear power plant.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

There is a price for sharing vile, hateful, violent images. But it’s never the billionaires who own the platforms that spread it who end up paying. eSafety 'saddened' to learn UK child killer searched for Wakeley stabbing video it fought Elon Musk to remove www.abc.net.au/news/2025-01...

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Mexico denied a US military plane from landing with deported immigrants today, foiling Donold’s plans.

submitted 38 days ago • 1528 comments

QUEEN

submitted 38 days ago • 18 comments

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

submitted 39 days ago • 4410 comments

Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.

submitted 39 days ago • 364 comments

Helpful!

submitted 42 days ago • 798 comments

I didn't direct Heat. I predicted it.

submitted 105 days ago • 83 comments

Holy shit I assumed this was more NFTs but it’s specifically a *fungible* asset meaning he’s selling his own crypto coin. On top of that, it has a crazy fucking disclaimer and all the hallmarks of a fucking rugpull. This is fucking nuts.

submitted 45 days ago • 263 comments

Friendly Jordie’s take on Gina Rinehart’s speech at the Mining Industry Xmas Party. Australia’s Elon. Pay your taxes like everyone else, make a tiny bit less profit, pay decent wages, create fair workplaces and don’t destroy the bleeding place in the process. www.reddit.com/r/friendlyjo...

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

I... am going to suggest some vendor sold a load of bullshit to Australia's eSafety Commissioner. www.npr.org/2024/12/19/n...

submitted 74 days ago • 63 comments

Wow, looks like Xi was extremely straightforward during his meeting with Biden. According to the Chinese readout (guancha.cn/internation/...) here's what he told Biden were the 7 "lessons of the past 4 years that need to be remembered" 🧵

submitted 107 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Ciri says “Hi”

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment