Holy shit I assumed this was more NFTs but it’s specifically a *fungible* asset meaning he’s selling his own crypto coin. On top of that, it has a crazy fucking disclaimer and all the hallmarks of a fucking rugpull. This is fucking nuts.
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Elizabeth Spiers
When you compulsively turn everything into a grift so you can bleed money from your supporters but also don’t really understand what a meme is conceptually:
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@insuret.bsky.social
tho, i'd trust bison more.
"The president-elect of the US is promoting a shitcoin?"
https://www.ft.com/content/5fb10ac4-b39e-48b7-a38b-6c71da2e555e
Alexandra Scraggs has even looked at the T&Cs 👇
“In 1874, incoming president James W. Spatchcock introduced Spatchbucks…”
Hedge bet.
Corporate America exploits Americans and Trump piles on
@mcuban.bsky.social
@chrislhayes.bsky.social
@carlquintanilla.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/paleofuture.bsky.social/post/3lfyhimjdss2x
The unlocking of the TRUMP coin is just on the website. It is a manual unlocking though, meaning they could just do it whenever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambling#Staking_systems
As a society, we have power over the information we seek out. People know about sports because they choose to. They could devote that time to learning.
Stop treating voters like children.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
The other 20% holders
Lord give me strength
He already ran several NFT scams right into the ground.
lmao. “bonkers” is putting it very politely. but in a way, he couldn’t say clearer what this is about, could he. “$trump”
He’s always up to no good.
You just swiped your card like any terminal.
That was useful. So far that’s only use I have seen for crypto.
Some kid who watched an episode of Black Mirror and tries to turn it into income. Wonder if it ever works.
That said, there's no shortage of available workarounds that don't require buying into a planet-burning ponzi scheme.
So most dispensaries run on cash.
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2014/01/12/colorado-marijuana-dispensary-uses-bitcoin-to-evade-federal-laws
Bc his fans will buy his coin directly and cut out the rest of the crypto scams.
"Have fun"
The man simply can't help himself
If I'm reading right, it is 80% insiders, 10% suckers, and 10% held back for market manipulation.
https://myferretsatepepethefrog.blogspot.com/2025/01/buy-ticket-take-ride-on-conservatism.html
Dashiell Hammett's The Maltese Falcon
After he leaves no one will prosecute him because he'll have the money to drag out prosecutions for ten ir twenty years
It is way more honest than his usual.
All he has to do is lean on the SEC with one of his coins, or attach some US asset, and it's billions for trump.
It's a grifter's dream. Of course he loves crypto.
his cult is now his only source of income.
Humans are social creatures. We will do anything to have a community even give trump money
Sickening the way he thinks he’s King Midas.
It really just ties it all together in a nice little bow.
Always was, always will be.
...But, eggs are expensive...
Wow, he can swindle them of their last penny, making them believe he is giving them a great deal.
And population of Trump voters has an uniquely high percentage of fools.
Only $49.99 a dozen.
He’s dying and he knows it very damn well.
"$trumpet"
Kinda nice that the maga cultists keep falling for donny's schemes, fork over their money, and all they get is some shitty merch made by Chinese kids. #KingOfTheMorons
Can I make money off Trump fails? Cuz that would be something.
I added a bunch of links in this Bluesky thread not included in the original article.
It's as if people want to believe he has a talent.
SMMFH
The White House Ethics Chief resigned in six months out of frustration.
(Anyway, he'll probably claim that this is just part of the vast business empire of Trump and he's just doing some shrewed businessing, which is completely not illegal)
7-2 Justice Cannon.
You have to take off the watch to wash your hands?
And to top it off, he actually made it LOOK cheap with his name on it.
Like a Walmart glass case gold watch
He could have made the very wise decision to put it after the name. But instead, we can call them "Strumpet Coins." It's a wonderful gift.