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(They/them) Professional cable coiler, amateur drape assembler.
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Just full on sobbing in public airing out all my shit with no fucks to give anymore

Don't eat CDs

Migraine day

I do not understand how people are enthralled by the shadows of chairs so much that they continue to be in museums

We’ve heard of general strikes, but have we tried a general and simultaneous loud scream?

IN THE FACE OF EXTERMINATION SAY: 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗬𝗢𝗨.

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

“The evils of capitalism are as real as the evils of militarism and evils of racism." -Martin Luther King Jr.

Really only here because I get to say skeet and it’s socially acceptable

YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY?

Reaching abominable levels of screen time this week.

RICHMOND WATER CRISIS DAY 3: Many residents are still without water and all of the city is on a boil water advisory. Do not drink the tap water. Here are water distribution sites in the city: #RVA

They say that death and taxes are the only certainties. Another is that when Eric Adams’s opens his mouth, he is lying.

If the shooter was a right wing dude that became radicalized after experiencing an injury &/or chronic pain issues, what that tells us is that any American, of any political persuasion, is one injury away from radicalization. And isn't that powerful as fuck?

I’m gonna be real …. I’m not paying $5/month or more for 20-30 individual newsletters We need a better media ecosystem

give me coffee for the things i can change and a flamethrower for the things i cannot. amen.

Happy White Bikes Day to those who celebrate. Seriously, so proud of this one. ❤️✨ youtu.be/hhTwE_DiKJM?...

seriously do not

I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning. Time between exposure and symptoms: Campylobacter: 2-6 days E. coli: 2-5 days Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days Norovirus: 12-48 hrs Shigella: 1-3 days Staph aureus: fast Listeria: 9-48 hrs

⚠️ THE STRING HORN AND WIND ARRANGEMENTS ON THE NEW FATHER JOHN MISTY RECORD ARE SPECIAL AND POWERFUL!!! ⚠️

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life theonion.com/man-getting-...

Do me a favor and support this campaign with a donation however small. Think of people behind bars and think what it would mean to you, if that was you, to have access to books. Thanks.

Spotify algo is officially in the gutter bc why did they just recommend me Marilyn Manson 🤢🤮🤢

People are like "it's fucked up not to tip your doordash guy." Ok but what if instead of bringing my order to me he delivers it to 3 doors down

From justice forward VA: URGENT ACTION: Sign the @OnSolitary petition calling for an immediate investigation into the recurring incidents of self-immolation and the appalling conditions leading to these tragedies at Red Onion Prison in Virginia: www.change.org/p/investigat...

Millennial sylvia plath sticking her head in a air fryer

I have to have a higher weird skeet or bleet ratio than I did on Twitter

Thursday will never die Thursday is forever

You will never regret eating an entire cheese filled filo spiral after a two year period of not eating dairy

Attempting to burn thru my skin by sitting too close to a space heater. Will report back in an hour

"Godspeed You Depressed Bitch" is my post-rock alter ego

I'm pretty discouraged by the way that "The press didn't behave the way we wanted them to" has become "the election was stolen and I am the rightful president." It does have a certain scent of fascism to it.

I’m goin on bsky and I’m gonna