alexgaskin.bsky.social
An oaf trapped in a world of jerks.
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Love hearing ad nauseam paeans to the vague notion of hard work from soulless c-suite effort fetishists while my relationship to my once-favorite team develops gangrene.
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If they can’t follow the simple 57-step procedure for creating their condom in their bathtub, then they can thank me for the timely lesson in task management before facing the challenges of parenting
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I get what you’re trying to convey, but please stop attacking my new DIY prophylactic kit business, Rubber Dub Dub, I Made This Condom in My Tub
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Some fun trivia for season 2 episode 1: It shouldn’t have been over an hour long, yet it is.
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“I never thought the bad dudes would punch MY face!” sobs ninja who voted for the Bad Dudes Punching Ninjas’ Faces Party
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Would strongly suggest Oddity if you haven’t seen it yet. Fits your bill but also hits in an old school way, like watching a Tales from the Crypt type show when you’re still a little too young to hang.
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And then Werewolves of London played. I relaxed, reconsidered my environment. Sure it was a rough spot, and I fit the vibe like a doily on a bloodstained butcher’s table, but maybe I could relax and enjoy myself.
Then Werewolves of London ended and immediately after came the fucking Kid Rock song.
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The Delicious One got name-fucked to a degree even the boy named Sue has to respect
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We sacrificed a world where being a music critic meant being able to rent a 2-bedroom apartment for a lifetime in a sensory deprivation tank that gives you brain damage.
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Does anyone know how to do any fatalities? I want to make sure today is memorable for him.