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alhx.bsky.social
Tech things and general nerdery likely. Trying to make cool Apple platform experiences at Amazon. 🏳️‍🌈
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Geordi, Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly. Worf

submitted 122 days ago • 10 comments

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one thing I've become very convinced of is the need for the civil service to do waaayyyy more propaganda. like you should know about how NOAA makes the weather app on your phone work. you should know that Uncle Sam runs GPS. you should know how impressive the US census data collection effort is, etc

submitted 21 days ago • 81 comments

Locutus usability tip: There will be no more user interface problems after you become the machine.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

This is something I miss so much from when I was at Dropbox. The entire mobile org had a standing lunch in one of the large conference rooms where anyone working on mobile (and friends) would drop in to eat and chat.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Remember this? “He can’t be as silly or as fascist as people make him out to be” and he proceeded to do a nazi salute 3 years later???

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

All I wanted for Christmas was for LinkedIn to stop telling me I'm on a roll. Regrettably...

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

10/10

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like

submitted 108 days ago • 50 comments

oh my god there is cloth competition @alexheath.bsky.social

submitted 107 days ago • 18 comments

I don't normally have lasting effects but my sleep has been screwed up since the transition and sunset before 5 is the worst 🫠

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Keep an eye out in this version and the next, you may gain an Amazon iOS app delivery tracking widget 🥳

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

@timmitra.bsky.social If you're interested in visionOS development, Tim created a resources page that he updates often. PS if you're on the "who to follow" section, DM timmitra your Bluesky credentials and he'll update the list. You can also create a pull request. github.com/timmitra/vis...

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

Not watch Jake Paul do something was also an option y'all.

submitted 130 days ago • 2 comments

*pressure intensifies*

submitted 148 days ago • 98 comments

My HomePod mini's touch screen failed (was registering phantom taps, constantly), so I disconnected the screen, but it's very "Darth Vader with his helmet off" mid-repair

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Interesting how pro athletes used to be older than me and now suddenly they're younger than me. But I guess the media doesn't want to talk about that

submitted 149 days ago • 22 comments

NSLog(@"Hello %@!", self.isBsky ? @"sky" : @"world");

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