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I just discovered Unstable on Netflix. I didn't even know Rob Lowe had a son with Frankie Muniz.

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The up escalator is the most inconsiderate place to fart

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Iced coffee is gay but cold brew is homophobic I don't make the rules

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Anyone else ever have to pee so bad your teeth hurt?

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We can send billionaires to space but we can't make a single printer that works

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At this point I'm waiting for them to cancel French class for teaching pronouns. Conjugating verbs is woke business amirite?

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Obsessed with making ITYSL memes for trans folks

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Pope Francis already hard at work up there

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When the dysphoria hits

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Gender norms

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White women when you tell them your pronouns are they/them

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Trans women when they think about their past lives:

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You can always tell if a woman is trans if her name starts with A

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The housing economy is suffering because millennials won't stop buying eggs

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Summertime is for the gays!!! I'm gagged to present THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT as my selection for this year's HEAT WAVE at @revuecinema 🔗🎟️ Link in bio 🎟️🔗 Check out the entire HEAT WAVE series at revuecinema.ca

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THEY HAVE DEPORTED A TWO YEAR OLD CHILD BIRTHRIGHT CITIZEN This is why I have no patience anymore for people playing games with this stuff.

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Good luck maintaining a functional registry without folks with autism

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Just here for the zipline

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Me and the girlies discussing the US economy

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Campaign to add Caitlyn Jenner, Gal Gadot, JK Rowling to an all-women's Blue Origin flight that doesn't make it back

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Being cast in a Harry Potter film has a greater regret rate than trans-affirming surgeries

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Guns don't kill people. Men kill people.

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I don't want to be rich. I just want to be able to write my little stories and tell my little jokes and not die of malnutrition.

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The Mars Volta is the Dan Flashes of music

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I think about this a lot

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Throw like a girl

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Papaya > avocado

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Queer book recommendation 1 of whatever: YR DEAD by Sam Sax. I heard @anthonyjeselnik.bsky.social recommend it on TikTok. I'm only 40 pages in but it has such a grip on me. Told in the time between when they light themself on fire and when they die, the book dances vibrantly across time and space.

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This is huge exciting news!!! Can't wait to see this.

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No amount of money could afford you the lifestyle you want. Because what you really want - leisure, time, fulfillment - is liberation.

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In France, an Americano is typically called an allongé Baristas of Canada, do with this info as you wish 😉

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Measles. Seriously? Measles?

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Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.

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I just love her so much

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I've heard a lot of politicians talk about tariffs from the US. Not once have I heard anyone address keeping grocers and retailers inflating prices across the board to match.

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Trump banning trans people from serving in the military just weeks before picking a WW3 level fight with Zelensky is setting the US up for the cuntiest draft dodge. Can't wait to see a mass of Americans vogue their way out of war.

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Don't let The Brutalist's Oscar wins, or Adrian Brody's impassioned-yet-vague acceptance speech, distract you from the fact that Brutalist architecture was a sensual dance with fascist ideologies. Not to mention the overt Zionist themes of the film.

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