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aliceworks.bsky.social
A witch of the stars Puppygirl in denial; occasionally lewd, always cringe Runescape | Cycling | Sim Racing | Cooking NYC/Philly 🏳️‍⚧️
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tfw no trans cycling friends to go bikepacking with 😞

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The realization that I cant truly say I wasted my life because it never actually started, and likely never will

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Wish i could live in an area where I could have an irl circle of trans friends. Maybe it would make things easier to deal with

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Adding showering to runescape so players stop saying it's an xp loss

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The only thin blue line I care about

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I have cleaned my girlrot depression piles

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

dm'ing my oomfs the most zoomer brainrot shit i can think of in a poor attempt to flirt, and then wondering why my love life is deader than rage face comics

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

submitted 2 days ago • 173 comments

I am finally recovering from the flu but holy fuck I am still so fatigued by everything. I miss riding my bike.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Buying an abandoned oil rig to create a militarized independent micronation, which will be a sanctuary for trans people without a home

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Perfume that smells like the estrogen injection juice

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky list that blocks everyone from New Jersey (please don't block me, I promise I'm cool 🥺)

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Need a girl to get high and go to taco bell at 1am with 😔

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My superpower is writing mid posts and being really annoying

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Transgender Good Conduct Medal (went an entire day without listening to the brainworms)

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Sending 48 memes to your DM's at 3am is my love language

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, new game idea; Overwatch/Marvel Rivals style hero shooter, but with Bionicle. Each character has customizable armor, masks, and weapons, and in addition to the usual modes, you can play Kohlii as a minigame Lego Company, I'll await my phonecall

submitted 6 days ago • 21 comments

At long last I have finally won a game of Balatro 🥳

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

When your therapist calls it a "traumatic experience" instead of "taking a massive L"

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Kerbal Space Program mod that turns the kerbals into minions (with added minion sounds)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Pokémon Edging & Gooning

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I think the most disappointing part everything going on right now is seeing how true the "most power is freely given" line was. Federal agencies should have held the the line together on day 1 and blocked DOGE people from accesseing gov systems, and had them physically removed from buildings.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

The trans discord server (ages 22-25) consulting their elder tran (me, age 30) for advice

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Do you really want a polycule or do you just want a group to play horny Dungeons and Dragons with?

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I finally bought it @katie.bzky.team, this is all your fault. I hope you're happy.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

5D Gooning with Multiverse Time Travel

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The 7-Eleven hot dog roller machine is like a slot machine but the jackpot prize is botulism

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

We used to be a real country

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Dr. House gender clinic where he calls you a slur while writing you a script for properly dosed HRT meds and follow up appointment date to plan your surgeries.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Very dumb osrs puppy gf who is incapable of learning PvM and can only kill jad and vorkath This might be me... 😭

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

*paws at you* can I have your fries? *paws at you* can I have your fries? *paws at you* can I have your fries? *paws at you* can I have your fries? *paws at you* can I have your fries? *paws at you* can I have your fries?

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

What if we went out on valentines (platonically)? 🥺 What if we held hands while walking home (platonically)? 🥺 What if we cuddled (platonically)? 🥺 What if we kissed (platonically)? 🥺 What if we started dating (platonically)? 🥺 What if we got married and grew old together (platonically)? 🥺

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment