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aliceworks.bsky.social
A witch of the stars Puppygirl in denial; occasionally lewd, always cringe Runescape | Cycling | Sim Racing | Cooking
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boomers will say shit like "i hate my bitch wife" as a joke, but then like actually hate their wife

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SpongeBob and Patrick are he/him lesbians

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Trans girl in a cute dress, where is she going? 😖

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

About to leave for DC for a weekend trip with a friend 🤯🥳

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Warhammer minis painted to look like the despicable me minions

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Weed gummies that look like the matte blue Scooby Doo gummy

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

todd howard on his way to gentledom me (take 60 more dollars out of my wallet)

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

For whoever needs to hear it? These are transferable skills.

submitted 17 days ago • 157 comments

Hitting an emotional support blinker

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will we one day explain to our puppygirl friends what an "attachment disorder" is or will we keep them in the dark and pet them instead

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

All Dog-girls Go to Heaven

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femcel bath bombs

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Gonna say it: thick milkshakes are bad. If i cant suck it through a straw, its an automatic 3/10 at best no matter how good it tastes #sorrynotsorry

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

"CHICKEN JOCKEY" *The cheers of the crowd shatter every window in a 10 mile radius. The crowd shits itself in glee as they create a deluge of airborne popcorn. The dead rise from their graves and join in the cacophony. The world collapses into a singularity of brainrot, distilled into one theater.*

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Femcels, our time has come

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Need a doll with a pile of kuromi and pusheen plushies to beat the shit out of me

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

as the trump admin gears up to fund studies re “trans regret” (link below 👇👇👇) be prepared to encounter countless such studies with similar conclusions in the coming years. they will say we are fetishists who always regret transioton after contractjnt 1000 stds. be prepared to push back.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Trying to explain to people that I'm not a furry despite having lots of furry friends, being active in furry communities, consuming media popular with furries, and owning some furry merch

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

America after one quarter without pronouns

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checking reddit to start the day on a high note

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

Should Luigi Mangione be considered an honorary femcel?

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Arf arf bark aruff!

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The year is 2026 I wake up and pray 6 thank yous to Donald Trump My 401k is down another 5% I curse Joe Biden and his transgender communist super soldiers for their underhanded attacks on our ruler I go to the grocery store and buy eggs, they are 7.29 a dozen I praise Trump for lowering their cost

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

submitted 33 days ago • 201 comments

Eating my puppy treats (weed gummy)

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Edibles obtained

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let’s see who has the unfortunate task of ringing the opening bell tomorrow … ah perfect

submitted 34 days ago • 629 comments

Dear youtube please stop recommending anti-seed oil/crunchy "what I ate today" videos. Unlike them, I like to actually season my food.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Heavy are the credit card bills of those who buy the strap

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

What if i want to get in The Jar?

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Damn I really need to train my GS skill

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments

The femcels, they call to me, tell me to join them...

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

enforcing discipline in the tgirl army by forcing all wrongdoers to wear this for a day

submitted 40 days ago • 25 comments

Heartwarming: local girlcel has decided she wants to start her liv agar era

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I'm moving into my own place in 2 months! 🥳 I can finally start living as me 🥹

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Oh god oh shit what the fuck did they do to the Discord UI

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Puppygirls will unironically post shit like, "i'm such a dumb little dog, arf arf aruff!" and then clock into the office for their defense contractor job

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

After a layoff and 9 months of unemployment, ya girl is finally back to working

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments