(The bell cracks, opening a dimensional rift, from which begins spilling legion elder gods, each and every one of whom insists we must read their "brilliant" screenplays for an expanded multiverse)
- Roll saving throw against insanity!
Uhh... why iare you saying my knowledge is spurious? I can give you a link to prove they have venomous spurs on their hind legs. But seriously, every kid learns that in 3rd grade science class.
They're always discovering new and exciting things about the noble platypus (they just recently discovered they glow), maybe they didn't know at the time.
At one point I had to interface with fiserv for work and truly, based on that experience alone, their CEO should be put in jail. Makes sense that he’d be an evil little prick more generally, given that he’s lording over software that bad
I wish someone could explain to about half of american voters that other countries do not pay for tariffs. They do. It is stunning to me that this fact is lost on Americans, lots of them, MILLIONS of them, they think for example that China will pay for a more expensive toaster.They're fucking idiots
#FuckNewsmax #FuckFoxNew two channels that continue to spew the rhetorical codswallop of a deranged fuckstick and his sidepiece Elonia Musk. #TruthMatters
Bringing back factory jobs is not the answer.
WE THE PEOPLE -
If you voted to work in sweat shops raise your hand? 🙋🏼♀️ (not including car manufacturing or technology)
If you voted for lower prices and a better economy drop a 💙
Let’s work together to get it right, not half ass!
erme.. good if they go bankrupt. these self mocking bags of pooflough. trying to become wallstreet billionaires by bilking the_base (tm) yet more. none more abject.
Normally, I refuse to watch until they implement the suggested "trap door/woodchipper/random activation" solution how ever I will make an exception to see the faces as they realize their is no woodchipper to save them today.
Trump imposed tariffs on 180 countries-including uninhabited places like the Heard and McDonald Islands, which have no population and zero exports to the U.S.
Yes, you read that right. We’re taxing nothing from no one.
From It's A Wonderful Life2:
"Don't look now, but there's something funny going on over there at the NYSE, George, I've never really seen one, but that's got
all the earmarks of a pump and dump".
Meme stock, just like Tesla. Stocks where the price is not priced by the actual company value but speculation on people and ideologies.
Eg, Musk acting the fool halves the value of the stock. That doesn’t happen to good companies.
Right up there with Fox News as an enabler of DJT and I hope the American people remember this as the tariff war affects the American economy! Spend wisely folks you don’t need to buy products advertised on the Right Wing Media! It would be a shame if the Right Wing Media lost advertising 💵!
OMG, given the news about their share price (unless they find someone to prop it up overnight) I am going to actually watch this tomorrow, and laugh and laugh.
Hey, psst! Ideally alt text describes images to visually-impaired users, and needs to include every word in the image for a fully #AccessibleSky. Editpad has an online tool for extracting text from images. I did this one for ya:
If you're the NYSE, why tf would you have a joke organization like Newsmax ring the bell? They're actively promoting and spreading misinformation and propaganda. Why give them a platform?
When Project 2025 The Musical opens on Broadway in 2053, Newsmax ringing the opening bell at the exchange on 4/3/25 will be the song and dance number just before curtains for intermission.
Optimistic of you to think that the remnants of our civilization will have enough leisure time for putting on plays, rather than spending all of their time struggling to survive.
We are not going to need to warm our hands over trashcan fires by 2053. The climate crisis will be in full swing and global temperatures will be soaring.
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https://youtu.be/nc2JBtrPpIk?si=B4P2pmw17ailDDNr
😆
Frank Bisignano; yep SS is fucked.
https://marylandmatters.org/2024/12/06/trump-names-milwaukees-fiserv-ceo-to-run-social-security-advocate-is-wary/
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2025/03/25/who-is-frank-bisignano-democrats-grill-trumps-social-security-pick-at-confirmation-amid-doge-cuts-to-service/
OPEN THE EXCHANGE
LET US KNOW HOW ITS GOING
... and not in a scientifically or mathematical way, because those are considered voodoo now.
Newsmax is now worth more than Fox Newscorp-thingie?
WE THE PEOPLE -
If you voted to work in sweat shops raise your hand? 🙋🏼♀️ (not including car manufacturing or technology)
If you voted for lower prices and a better economy drop a 💙
Let’s work together to get it right, not half ass!
Ironic ain't it?
https://myferretsatepepethefrog.blogspot.com/2025/04/wine-of-wrath-of-god-american.html
Muhahahaha.
Yes, you read that right. We’re taxing nothing from no one.
And the world is watching 🌓✨
https://substack.com/@shadowandlight1/note/p-160474075?r=32a29y&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
"Don't look now, but there's something funny going on over there at the NYSE, George, I've never really seen one, but that's got
all the earmarks of a pump and dump".
88.95 million shares outstanding .. multiply by previous price of $233/share = $20.7 Billion
88.95 million multiplied by current price (after hours) $47.89 = $4.26 Billion
It lost $16.44 Billion in market cap today... Today!
Encore!
Eg, Musk acting the fool halves the value of the stock. That doesn’t happen to good companies.
Or
Death knell?
And when first quarter reports come out, can they be trusted anymore?
Why not a musical number?
Ring the bell!
Get in your places cuz it’s almost time
Time to
Ring the bell!
Keep me in the loop. I got some bars for this one. 🎶
LOL 😅🤣
Every Capitol, every county seat, every City Hall
April 5
https://handsoff2025.com
This is perfection