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brb, Japan

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

"what are we gonna do" idk bro don't ask me i have a raincoat that's dry clean only

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

CPAC? you mean the simposium

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

sometimes i take a nice long walk and end up learning a few things about myself like which plants i like the most or what bird songs i prefer or how 5'3 is the perfect height to get clotheslined by a truck's side view mirror

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

FYI many of the 'maga FAFO' videos out there are fake. theyre all over TikTok posting about losing food stamps or getting deported and the amount of giddy left accounts falling for it and reposting with THATS WHO YOU VOTED FOR! ffs theyre trolling you. please just do like 5 extra seconds of research

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

XM '50s radio playing you the old hits of the era with songs like ‘Injun Troubles’ and ‘Pinchin for a Lynchin’ and ‘Let’s Get Married (Even Though You’re Too Young)’

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

[guy who’s not doing anything] “well this is what i would do instead”

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

who called them sommeliers and not wineocologists

submitted 26 days ago • 5 comments

tried to text 'catch up' but my phone changed it to 'ketchup'. fuckin tomauto correct

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Is it a generalization to say that every contestant on The Great British Bake Off is named Simon Tarragon and lives in a cottage with his nan

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

beware thine farts, full of malice

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

pregnancy is wild. it's just mixing a few ingredients together and then slow cooking for 9+ months. baking a bundle of cells at a low, steady temperature until it's firm. like meringue

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

was going for a walk in the cold with my mom and i sent this pic of her to my sister and her response was just "she looks like she's about to do a january 6"

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

no one: no one at all: absolutely no one: not a single person: nobody ever: me [in my most Ursula voice]: BODY LANGUAAGGGEEEE

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

what so our bones are just always wet

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

sometimes you get real high and start writing a post but then can't send it bc you were never really typing it at all but telling it to a lemon

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

no. do not 'open a dialogue' with me. i know too many species of parrots

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

it's hard doing comedy for clones. they're only into self-replicating humor

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

'never let them see you sweat.' also never let them hear you poop. i mean they'll still respect you or whatever but it's gonna be like the first thing they remember

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

why don't you look me in the eyes and tell me this salad needs fucking raisins

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

i love being back home at my parents'. my mom just burped me

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

[9am] i'm so tired [12pm] i'm so tired [3pm] i'm so tired [6pm] i'm so tired [9pm] i'm so tired them: ok so just go to bed now then me: lol what like a loser

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

you have to do it way more or i will!! don't bother reading the article that's what it says

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

shoved a finger far up my nose to feel if i have a 'smooth brain'. i do not

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

submitted 47 days ago • 138 comments

my mother, staring down at my open casket: is that what you're wearing

submitted 53 days ago • 14 comments

used the tiktok bold glamour filter on my nearly 76 year old father and he came out like such a chad it made my mom lower her glasses. china can have this data

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

(returning to present day in my time machine) well looks like you guys were right, none of those babies had the mustache

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

The Facebook people are here now (derogatory)

submitted 45 days ago • 17 comments