aligarchy.bsky.social
tv & video game writer, friend to birds 📍 LA | NY
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he sleep
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absolutely! glad you enjoy it ☺️
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i don't even know how many days are in the month until i sing the little song
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such is the way of the Bluesky
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Q: "why is only one of my nostrils running"
A: "cerebrospinal fluid leak" OKAY THANK U
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💕 myself 💕
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like i get it, we want the worst people to learn their lesson. but it's not happening like this giant wave suddenly changing people's minds. if anything, they're all just doubling down.
stupid people don't learn things that easily. if they did, they wouldn't be so stupid.
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i read this to my 76 year old father and he was like 'yeah basically'
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they dropped a piano on him but then he suddenly appeared behind them going MEEPMEEP
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she's facing jail time for this! lol imagine the other inmates asking what she did
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don't worry i'm not pregnant i'm just on drugs
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something something seed money
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and then somehow became the invisible man
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that's how you get mold
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that's the goal
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most of them. big fan
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old men who say shit like this need to have their hard drives checked
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hahaha then she asked him if he wanted to get a *little* botox
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refuse to believe someone would marry a thumb
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YES
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jason statham would have loved this role