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alisonleiby.bsky.social
Comedian. Writer. Abortion haver.
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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

Paradise is Severance's Wario.

I'm obsessed with the fact that there are mountains in the town on Paradise. OBSESSED!!!!!!!

Tonight's Frankenstein's Baby at Union Hall has a great lineup! @alisonleiby.bsky.social and I are co-hosting! We will let the audience complain about things (probably)! Come on, Brooklyn!

I'm obsessed with Paradise. An underground society! A president named Cal! Cashew cheese! An ipad full of secrets!!!

I am probably on some government lists now but at least I am in good company.

Family vacation is just everyone arguing about where they left their glasses.

I just saw an ad for a water bottle that they called a "hydration platform" I'm going back to bed.

omggggggggggg

Get your tickets now and live Forever! ucbcomedy.com/show/byron-j...

same

Watching Paradise to feel some stability in the world.

The thing that I’ve always found to be the most upsetting thing about trans bans in sports is how, because there are so few trans women athletes, this is the Federal government going up to the 34 trans athletes at the college level and saying “fuck you specifically”.

from tonight’s protest in Manhattan over NYU Langone’s choice to preemptively comply with Trump’s executive order impacting healthcare for trans youth under 19

Why are we contemplating turning public streets into gas stations? Let the car industry figure this stuff out on its own without a big sacrifice of public space These particular things are incredibly ugly. Just say no

Among many other awful things happening, this is so awful!

Thank you jetblue, without this in app message that “you are in the air” I’d have no idea my flight was currently in the air.

Probably the best “A Wind in the Door” joke ever told at a Saturday late show at Cobb’s. Thank you @pftompkins.bsky.social 😂 And thanks @sfsketchfest.bsky.social @joshgondelman.bsky.social and @alisonleiby.bsky.social for a very fun show! #SupBro

every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”

Nothing makes me feel dumber than trying to turn on a table lamp in a hotel.

Been seeing some prominent folks, including mutuals(!!!), posting Gen AI “art” of Trump in various states of humiliation. I understand the impulse, but this is abetting theft of labor. Gen AI is founded on organized crime by the tech industry. Please, just don’t do it. It’s wrong.

How do I entertain myself on flights? Wine crying to my 50th viewing of Moneyball, obviously.

It's bold for my bank to email me from a department called "wealth management." When it comes to me they should just call it "coin handling."

Saturday night in SF!!!!!!! The suppest bros in town!!!!!!

Trump campaigned on the obvious lie that he wouldn't further restrict abortion; within hours of being sworn in, the know your rights page ReproductiveRights.Gov was taken down. So, hopefully this is helpful:

This is a story I've been waiting to read. It's incredibly satisfying — to the point of tears — to finally read something that reflects the reality that I personally know to be true. www.latimes.com/california/s...

If you or a loved one are watching this season of Real Housewives of New York City you may be entitled to compensation.

Seeded rye bread doesn't just taste great, but every time you make toast you get to look at your counter and think you have some kind of insect problem.

this is incredible stuff. most state DOTs would spend tens of billions on highway expansions to try and see numbers like this (that wouldn’t even pan out anyway thanks to induced demand lol)

What was Gumby? Like, an eraser?

I’m willing to bet that most of us pay more per month in underused streaming/cable fees than the cost of an annual magazine or newspaper subscription (eg $50 NY Mag). Subscribe more, read more, support what matters to you, stop whining about paywalls

Today there's discussion about A Man (and the ppl around him) and it can feel like an isolated story about one person, a monster. But we *just* had the Pelicot et al trial in France. In that case, the shock was about how common the men were, just normal dudes. Pls connect all of this in your brain.

I have no idea how this curriculum could be implemented, but I think we need to train people how to be wrong. We need to engrain from birth how to change your mind when presented with new evidence. People are so, so bad at this and I think it causes more societal problems than we realize.

If you want to know how congestion pricing benefits the working class, this is a big part of the story. A lot of working people take the bus in NYC--many times the number who drive. Early reports suggest that buses are moving faster in and around the congestion zone. That is a real win.

I got a new hairdryer because my old one was dying and using the new one I realize the highest speed my old one even reached anymore was "gentle exhale."

I don’t know why but @alisonleiby.bsky.social and I look like we just heard someone read legal testimony that says our hats look stupid.