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alisonmalort.bsky.social
Harpy. Millennial Chaos Demon. Chicagoland. Microbiologist. O-negative blood donor. Part-time weeb. Sometimes I run marathons. ALWAYS hungry. BLM. KICK. TERFs not allowed. She/her. 🖤🤍💜🩶
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Road trip!

At some point, we need to grapple with the fact that anti-vaxx conspiracies, crunchy mom propaganda, and the crusade against trans kids are all related. People who don't think you should be put any "chemicals" in your body are basically a circle with the anti-trans people. Crunchy leads to alt right

this is a good time to remember that conservatives only ever want to be in more left leaning spaces to get reactions out of people, if enough people block them they’ll get bored and leave

fuck the New York Times and everyone who works or writes for them and please let me emphasize yes, I mean everyone

CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.

they’ve gone from “clearly uniformed” to “partially uniformed” to “in no way identifiable” in like three weeks

Genuinely didn't know people could become allergic to cocaine

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

This is exactly the right tone when privileged people suffer minor or temporary consequences standing up for powerless people. It’s still about the powerless people. ICE is Gestapo trash.

Gave blood today (donation #71 with this organization) and had the loveliest phlebotomist. Picked up groceries after and did my usual Post Blood-Giving Barnes & Noble trip. Got V.E. Schwab's latest AND @venessakelley.bsky.social's book, finally! And I got myself a coffee! A very good afternoon.

anyone who's gonna go "it sucks but you gotta win over people first, slowly build the case for rights" for trans people should tell me, without looking it up, when they think interracial marriage reached majority approval in america

Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

arrested judge- white woman arrested mayor- Black man indicted Rep- Black woman Reps threatened with indictment- Cuban-American man & Black woman manhandled Senator- Mexican-American man arrested comptroller- Jewish man Very subtle isn’t it?

We can wear this gasoline overcoat together friend. Because I have a list of insults longer deeper than the Great Lakes for everyone involved

What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders? It’s not just the raw egg that poses a risk of giving you salmonella poisoning when you eat raw cookie dough or cake batter. *Raw flour* is an excellent salmonella vector.

Holy shit. DHS just detained New York City Comptroller Brad Lander, a candidate for NYC mayor, as he was observing ICE arrests in court.

saying that someone “no longer has any legal interests” because they’re dead is the sort of claim you might wanna run by a lawyer before publishing in The Atlantic

Please read and share this statement from Sophie and Colin Hortman, children of Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark. (via WCCO reporter Caroline Cummings on X)

we've been shouting about this since gamergate btw

1. I once took several pulls straight from a bottle of Malört without flinching. 2. One time I drank a whole bottle of champagne in an hour without realizing until it was almost empty. It was a historic snow day at UIUC, sue me.

i walk up to a group of ddr players. i tell them my favorite version of paranoia is paranoia max funky bleep mix. they all start beating the shit out of me. the beating is very long because of their superior aerobic health

“I told him it was brutal and cruel.” Minnesota Senator @tinasmithmn (D) pulled Utah’s @senmikelee out of a Republican meeting and confronted him for his ugly tweets blaming Democrats for the shootings of Dems in Minnesota — by a man friends say was a staunch conservative.

Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

Every time someone says "This isn't America" I get pissed because all of this has happened before, it just didn't happen to white people. And before someone brings up the Irish, they weren't considered white at the time. They bought their way into whiteness via jobs that enforced oppression.

Utah voters: Are these really your values? Mike Lee is the best you can do?

I've said it many times before and Andrew Cuomo is making me say it again: we don't have a cancellation problem. We have never had a cancellation problem. To the contrary, we have a problem that "disgrace" is a very temporary embarrassment— an brief entr'acte more than an intermission.

In one week I will be almost arriving in Washington DC for the STRAY KIDS CONCERT on Monday and I am EXCITE.

I think a good rule of thumb is if your preferred source of news referred to yesterday's protest as "tens of thousands" and not "millions", you need to find a different news source.

👇 genuinely don’t understand why people are unable to comprehend “don’t get AI to do something for you if you can’t understand whether it has produced the wrong answer”.

Now that it’s officially Too Fucking Hot every day, I wish I could drink iced lattes like water. Too bad that’s extremely unhealthy. UGH.

Truly wild photos coming in from Los Angeles right now.

We are a proud country of Haters. Kendrick performing Not Like Us during halftime of the Superbowl is the most American shit that has ever happened

Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings

This is so humiliating that Stephen Miller is in a chair in a corner somewhere watching

Remember, in America only the secret police get to wear masks

Good mix of ages at the event I was at today, but very happy to see a LOT of people older than me (Gen X and Boomer) out with signs or cheering from their cars!

YOU CAN’T END THE DANDADAN “MOVIE” THERE WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Love my city.

Northwest Indiana showed up in Lake County today. 💪🏻