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alisonmalort.bsky.social
Harpy. Millennial Chaos Demon. Chicagoland. Microbiologist. O-negative blood donor. Part-time weeb. Sometimes I run marathons. ALWAYS hungry. BLM. KICK. TERFs not allowed. She/her. 🖤🤍💜🩶
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The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit

I may have underestimated how much leftover lasagna was in this container I brought to work for lunch. I am going into a food coma.

Did anyone tell Luke Farritor and Gavin Kliger that only the President has immunity?

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

Blood donation number 69 (with Versiti) COMPLETE. Nice. Five minutes and 20 seconds. Elevated blood pressure is good for something!

Few things as satisfying as STRUGGLING to make a rep but actually making it. 💪🏻

I’ve become an Old Woman. It’s almost 8pm and I’m sitting here thinking, “Oh, time to start getting ready for bed. I should be asleep by 9 if I want to be well-rested tomorrow.”

Illinois respects the sovereignty and borders of Ukraine — now and always.
 Three years ago, Russia invaded Ukraine without warning or provocation. Peace and freedom requires resistance to tyranny and oppression. 
 Slava Ukraini!

The US voted *with* Russia against the UN resolution condemning the invasion of Ukraine and demanding a withdrawal. Utter betrayal of country, allies, and principles.

Nothing screams "limited government" like trying to establish a policy of inspecting students' genitals.

In my most Midwestern Mom voice,"It's a beautiful day, open the windows and air out the house." It's 40 degrees and the sun us shining so I said what I said

Doing weighted planks with a 45-lb plate is much more challenging than with a 25-lb plate, that’s for sure. 🤣

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

Something happened at work this week that I thought was funny and also relevant to current events. A technician in another department, who I do NOT like for many reasons (including him being a transphobic and anti-choice dipshit), came up to me when I was working and started to talk at me.

Don’t post front facing pictures of yourself maskless at protests. Don’t post front facing pictures of other people maskless at protests. **Especially** ppl of color. Seeing that all over with the Tesla stuff. You eagerly wanting to be seen doing something endangers both yourself and others.

Illegally cutting cancer research and meals on wheels to pay for PR ads for themselves.

WYOMING: “Thank you, Madam chairman.” “I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.” “Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”

I'm gonna keep reposting examples of people not taking shit because it's important for us to see that you can, simply, reject the shit. Say "Uh... no no no, we will not be tolerating that."

My republican congresspeople need to hold town halls or I will simply show up at their offices every goddamn day.

NO KINGS, ONLY TRAINS is a pretty great 2028 slogan for anyone who wants it

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True maturity is being capable of being a hater in a multifaceted, nuanced way and also being a hater in the “idk the vibes are putrid tho” way and NEVER getting the two mixed up

I understand that their goal is to harm a lot of marginalized people. We each need to do what we can to protect the vulnerable. I really get this and ALSO I just need as many people as possible who are able to do so to notice that these people are pathetic. They truly are. Just ridiculous.

After I had to explain that becoming a federal food safety inspector requires education and on the job training, it became incredibly clear that people have no idea how much time federal employees spend preventing mass deaths

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance. Democracy requires your courage.

"They're putting persecuted Christian refugees in camps in the jungle" sounds like something Glenn Beck would accuse the Obama administration of doing and yet now it's a pillar of the Republican agenda.

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

CALIFORNIA — ex NFL punter Chris Kluwe arrested for civil disobedience protesting at the city council in Huntington Beach, where the council planned a “MAGA” display on a plaque at the library. Context: www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...

Public comments are open for gender marker changes for trans people on passports. DS-11 Application for passport: www.federalregister.gov/documents/20... DS-82 Passport Renewal: www.federalregister.gov/documents/20... DS-5504 Name Change and Corrections. www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc

Mayor Pete is correct. He is a True Midwesterner.

Collectively, all of the stuff Trump has done over the last month has gotten about the same level of coverage in mainstream media as Joe Biden being old for three weeks in June, but nowhere near the level of alarm and outrage.

I cannot take seriously someone who thinks of Kennedy's eugenics rhetoric as a bright spot. This isn't even FAFO discourse, we have to stop trying to reason with people who were willing to watch everything burn as long as they got their pet project launched

I am part of the 25%. The lifestyle change is worth it. This is the way…

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

“government frantically attempts to rehire ____, the officials tasked with overseeing critical ____, purged in recent indiscriminate firings of ____”

They screwed this all up.